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 No.308647[Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.

>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction

https://asoftmurmur.com/

 No.308648

>>308641
>did you make this?
Yes.
>where's it from?
From my brain, which is functioning at a lower capacity due to lack or imbalance of norepinephrine and/or serotonin and/or dopamine molecules I suppose.

 No.308649

>>308647
That's just a minuscule fragment of Andromeda btw, just part of one of the spirals closer to us.

 No.308651

ate some fried chicken and drinkin sprite right now. don't feel like doing anything will probably watch some anime. feel a bit weak like wantin to lie down with my eyes closed, facing the ceiling, and fall into deep sleep and then sweetly and delicately slip away into nothingness. getting rid of my consciousness of my memories of my being. returning to a peaceful state.

 No.308652

I'm considering replace all my meals with replacement shakes or bars. I would like never cook or prepare a meal ever again. I know this is nutritionally feasible but the prices are still quite high, it's ridiculous.

I wonder if any wiz out there does this though, I can't be the only one bothered by the need of preparing food.

 No.308653

>>308652
Don't do it. You need to chew food or your teeth will fall out

 No.308655

this normalfag ate a snail on a dare not knowing that it was infected with larvae which gave him a rare form of meningitis, he went on a coma of 420 days, when he woke up he was disabled and his life was never the same, then he died a short time after.

Angiostronjilus cantonensis is the name of the animal who destroyed this guy's life. Pretty interesting if you ask me.

 No.308656

>>308655
huh turns out we hate creepy crawly things for a reason. Dumb normaltard.

 No.308657

>>308652
Just make sure you don't do all liquid because liquid foods are generally digested much easier so you end up getting sugar spikes and crashes which can create hunger and cause you to get fat.

 No.308660

FRAK DREN FRELL SHAZBOT

 No.308661

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It is witch appreciation night! Hooray for witches! Hooray for big hats!

 No.308662

time to go to sleep





and happily so
because
damn it feels good to be a wiz

 No.308664

>>308662
gn (good night)

 No.308665


 No.308666

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 No.308668

>>308661
You are making me erect.

 No.308669

>>308666
cute crabussy

 No.308670

I was feeling a bit warm so I went to open the window and the movement scared off some animal that was outside my window. I have no idea wtf it was. I have never heard anything like it. It was fairly slow and trundling and it made some sort of low-pitched grunting sound like a pig. I thought it might be a racoon but then I saw it's outline as it got down to the road and was illuminated by the lights on someone's house. It was much too big to be a racoon. (I also just looked up what racoons sound like and it was not similar at all) There are no wild pigs in my state so IDK what it was, maybe a bear.

 No.308675

My internet is broken, it has been for a long time but only recently identified it isn’t my network but the ISP router dropping connection for a few seconds here and there. Knowing this, I’m going to have to spend hours on the phone troubleshooting with a random dude in India, and then get multiple engineer visits where they will do stuff that won’t fix it, until they send a higher level engineer out who can actually fix it. Of course it happens intermittently so they can’t test if they fixed it, and they’ll replace what was already replaced the other month. Not going to be a good time.

 No.308676

I was thinking about the anime I watched throughout the day before I fell asleep, when I woke up I had figured out a bunch of inconsistencies that came to me in a dream, such as places that couldn't possibly be together in the same scene, but if we are a dealing with a magical setting per se, then it's excusable.

 No.308677

>>308676
Over the years I've found to be a lot more fun to try to imagine an in-universe reason for things to be the way they're instead of leaving them as inconsistencies or plotholes committed by the writing staff. Yes, in meta you know it was just a gaffe but I'm always surprised how my imagination is able to come up and fill in with an in-universe reason for that inconsistency to be there. I specially like doing that when watching Star Trek.

 No.308678

>>308677
yes, when I really like something I let it be instead of bothering me. If it's something I only noticed after the fact.

>I'm always surprised how my imagination is able to come up and fill in with an in-universe reason for that inconsistency to be there


I do that exact same thing. Even today, amid awake and asleep, I had already come up with an answer that actually made sense within the plot of this anime, which is nothing but old warriors whose souls are reincarnated in this modern era, and just like back then, they are once again fated to fight just like they did in a war that took place 500 years ago. So for the protagonist to have visions, and be in one place, and the next second transported to another location that's miles away but where his past life took place and therefore it's connected, it makes sense. So it's not that illogical when seen through the glasses of fantasy.

 No.308679

saw a bunch of normalfags in costumes during my morning walk truly halloween is nothing but a big normalfag party. I thought they were perfect to kill because they looked just like the dumb party goers high school scum you see in halloween movies. They were younger than me but not by much. I'm 30 years old they must have been 2-3 years younger so like I said, they looked just like the secondary cast of a teenage horror movie where they all get killed in gruesome ways so I thought they were perfect victims horror movie nature wise.

 No.308680

>>308679
It is kind of fucked up that that is the first place your mind goes. You should really do some soul searching and figure out your issues before you end up one of those mass murderers killing random people in a walmart.

 No.308681

>>308680
nobody likes seeing whores parading on the street. It's like going outside and seeing a filthy obese nigger and his ugly big wide nose stinky family, it's repulsive, but maybe you do like it.

 No.308682

>>308681
You are deeply fucked up and need help and healing.

 No.308684


 No.308685

Fucking chilly this morning.

I hate the heat, but the cold sucks too especially when I get out of the sweaty warmth of my bed to take a piss in the middle of the night.

 No.308689

I got a message that someone had logged into my instagram account. I forgot I made one of those way back when I was a teenager flirting with normalfaggotry. The link they gave me to recover my shit didn't load so now I don't know whether it's worth it to pursue. I don't like that someone has an account affiliated with me and my email but I just don't know if it's worth it to try and do something about it.

 No.308692

>>308689
I made a twitter account maybe in 2010 and forgot all about it. 10 years later I remembered I had it and decided to check it out. Someone had hijacked the fucking thing but didn't change the password for it. The account was following around 4k Russian accounts, every single one I checked had no tweets on it. I have no idea what was about.

 No.308693

another anime finished. feels good to be a wizard. I get dopamine from merely watching anime and need nothing else, right now I feel a natural high like I just had back then when finished my first anime ever.

This is great.

 No.308695

I don't understand why people build cars that can move faster than 70 miles per hour when I have yet to see a speed limit anywhere in my 12+ years of driving that lets you drive faster than 70.

One of the many things of the adult world I will more than likely never be able to understand. Perhaps it truly is the autism.

 No.308696

>>308695
>I don't understand why
Well there are a lot of resources online and at your local library that elaborate on why it's necessary for a car to have more horsepower and wheel speed than is necessary in order to push the car at 70 miles per hour.

Starting any post with "I don't know" or "I don't understand" is an admittance of being absolutely boring and shameless. Why don't you go find out the answer to what you don't know, and then post it and explain how the reality of the answer makes you feel?

 No.308697

>>308696
I don't understand the point of this thread.

There. I said it. You see what you made me do? Tell me how it feels.

 No.308698

I went outside today and it sucked. Went to a nearby clinic because my mother told me to get a flu shot. The clinic that I went to told me that I should wait until 2 PM to see if the doctor would have time for me. It was noon. I decided to use the next two hours to walk to Downtown Los Angeles for a bit. Then I went back to the clinic and was told that I needed to make an appointment by phone. So I went back home to use my mother's cell phone and they told me that I could make an appointment for December 6th.

I think I'll be awake all night because I consumed too many caffeinated beverages while I was outside to give me an energy boost for all the walking I had to do.

 No.308699

>>308696
I think he makes a good point tho. Obviously, cars come with more power than yiu'd think they need in order to haul larger loads, to climb steeper hills, and to have enough power to spare when trying to pass other vehicles.

But it still doesn't make sense to keep transmission ratios that allow them to travel faster than the speed limit in most jurisdictions. Like, fine, you can have your twin turbo v8 on your shitty sedan so you can 0-60 in 4 seconds, but you can't or rather shouldn't be allowed a transmission that lets your 600hp approach 180mph. It should top at 100mph tops. Yes I know some sedans already come with speed limiters but they're the electronic types, trivially easy to remove. While getting a new transmission is no easy or cheap process.

 No.308700

>>308699
The gear ratios that allow a vehicle to rev up to 150mph are necessary in order to allow the car to go 60mph at a low rev close to idle, which saves fuel big time. The consequence of every form of speed governor is that extra fuel is burnt for nothing.

Automotive design has stagnated and even newly deployed technologies are just modern iterations of decades-known enhancements. This is no secret; it's observable in how all cars look, behave, and break the same. What you'll have to dig to find is that vehicles could be twice as efficient, magnitudes more safe, nearly fully automated, and even run on barbecue propane tanks. What you'll need to request from a specialized party is the numbers for the patents for these technologies. What you'll have to notice is the coincidental names of their holders who refuse to allow manufacturers to use them for any price at all.

 No.308705

oatmeal is incredible

with rice i dont feel full at all. i could eat rice nonstop all day and just feel like im in a coma with brainfog

oatmeal though? one bowl and im good for like 6 hours. my poop is 10/10, no problems with gas either… fuck rice im an oatmeal wizard now

 No.308706

>>308705
Yeah, back when I did farm work oats was my savor.
Super cheap, easy to prepare, and give sustained energy for hours without any gross feelings or negative effects.

That said I had to work up to the portions I wanted to eat due to going from a mid-fiber diet to a high fiber diet. The transition period basically just meant gas, which is fine since I worked outside at the time, lol.
Though I was also eating a lot of canned beans then too so it might have been those.

My point is, oats are great. I highly recommend them.

 No.308707

that's interesting, oatmeal was never filling for me. are you underweight or short by any chance? Too much fiber is indeed bad for you.

 No.308708

>>308700
None of what you said applies to electric vehicles. They are a new innovation, they can produce torque from very low rpms and have a wide rpm range meaning you don't even need a transmission. They also are speed limited depending on the design of the motor and gear reductions. My car only goes up to 92 mph. That is plenty for any sort of passing maneuver you would ever want to make. The market is dumb though and has demanded higher top speed EVs so they keep making them with higher top speeds. They are also safer and twice as efficient so you're completely wrong to claim no innovation.

 No.308709

>>308708
electric vehicles aren't real cars.

 No.308710

>>308707
sounds like an azn tried nonbug food for the first time

 No.308711

do any other wizards here used to get detention back in school?

 No.308713

>>308711
I got detention once for being too quiet in high school.

 No.308717

>>308707
no, average height and healthy bmi

>>308710
not really, i was fed oatmeal multiples times per week for breakfast as a child. i just havent had it in a long time and was surprised. people shill for rice for cheap food but it's garbage im realizing

 No.308718

Since I very rarely play games anymore I'm thinking about ditching windows and start using linux for a while. I'm between mind and debian just because those are the ones I heard about more often. I read debian is more annoying to install so I'm inclined to go with that one.

 No.308719

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>>308718
Get Slack

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 No.308721

>>308720
If you don't know, then you don't know. Pity.

 No.308722

>>308721
lol alright, Debian it is.

 No.308723

>>308722
There's no one distro I'd universally recommend over any other, but I can confidently say the Debian is one of in not the only you should steer clear from no matter ho good you are at the computer.

 No.308724


 No.308725

>>308724
You'll know when you know.

 No.308726

>>308725
lol alright, Debian it is.

 No.308727

>>308718
i used ubuntu like 2010ish for a few years, was ok to replace windows

they used to physically mail you an installation cd if you requested it, i always thought that was cool

 No.308728

Fuck. I just realized that I've officially been unemployed for over a decade. The last "real" job I had was as a security guard at a bank for a single day sometime like in February of 2012. Before then; I worked as a security guard at a mall maybe from November 22 to December 28 of 2011. That's it, really. Two security jobs. I was unemployed since I dropped out of high school around April 25th of 2006 up until November 22 of 2011 then again from December 28 of 2011 to February of 2012, and then again from February of 2012 until now.

 No.308729

>>308728
>hasn't had to work for over a decade
>"Fuck."

What kind of humble brag is this? I envy your fucking life dude.

 No.308730

>>308729
Dude. I am probably the one person in the family who has lived the most time with the person that I refer to as my "mother". My mother moved away from her family in her late-teens (in the 1960s). My father moved away after living with her for 14 to 19 years or so (in 2003). My half-brother moved away after living with her for 31 years (in 2004).

I am 34 years old.

Everyone in the family pretends as if I'm the only one who has a problem with her.

 No.308731

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If you can't name every county in the US you are an MORAN!

 No.308734

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Right so here I am using Debian and this was A LOT easier than how I remember installing linux 10 or 12 years. The fucking thing back then couldn't find your wireless driver nor your graphic card or anything. I remember even having problems with one of the usb ports, it was an uphill battle to get everything working. But now it took like 20 minutes and all I did was clicking 'continue' 'continue' 'continue' and everything works pretty much out of the box. Impressive. It even warned me about a partition problem. Back in the day it would let you wreck your shit and you would be none the wiser. But wait, not everything is perfect. For some reason after installation my username was not on the sudoers file. lol
Why wouldn't I want the one and only user of the system to not have full sudo privilege? Hilarious. Easy fix though.

 No.308736

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The realization that life is a computer game is something that people often joke about, something that some people genuinely believe to be true, and is a belief that some find to be enjoyable.

Not me, however. I do not find it all that enjoyable to entertain such a belief.

The realization lingers in the back of my mind regardless.

 No.308737

>have bought the exact same products, the exact same days, in the exact same quantities for the last 7 years
>still constantly get adverts

Wild how I'm subjected to this shit because 20% of the population are retarded cattle that can't help but buy whatever the screen says. There should be an algorithm that switches off adverts for us autistic people because it doesn't work on us.

 No.308739

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I was going trough articles' drafts in wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Draft_AfC_submissions and it's funny how most of them are just the people writing articles about themselves. Most are abandoned drafts. The person writes 3 or 4 sentences and then realizes there's nothing else to talk about. A whole web space filled with derelict pieces made of delusions of grandeur.

 No.308740

>>308739
Something about this image really captures the modern zeitgeist in a really depressing way.

 No.308741

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>>308740
There are literally thousands of stubs like this, like I said it's most of the entries for wikipedia. There would be thousands more but wikipedia deletes every draft that goes unedited for over 6 months.

Reading these I get the feeling that 'having a dream' at some point got replaced by 'dreaming you made it' and we have a society that is broken at some fundamental level but at the same time it has convinced itself it's doing great and everybody is rich and a secret genius.

Some of these people actually go into an elaborate fantasy life and produce a full persona in the shape of a wiki article just to be shot down by a reviewer checking sources. Conflict of interest must be the most common reason for article rejection.

 No.308744

I swear that my mother's footsteps and speech patterns are designed to specifically inflict physical pain with the sound alone.

 No.308745

I just realized that I will more than likely not learn all that much about my family from over a hundred years ago that doesn't rely on guesswork because most of my family gets weirdly defensive whenever I start questioning them about our history or just about anything, really. So I'm stuck working with vague recollections of inconsistent anecdotes gathered from various different family members over the years that don't go much further back than the 1960s–1980s period. A few birthdates here and there. Mother was born in the 1940s. She doesn't like to celebrate her birthday and doesn't want people to know how old she is. Her parents were probably born sometime in the 1920s. They're both dead. Father was born in the 1960s. His father's whereabouts are unknown and his mother is still alive and is about two years older than my mother.

I think that they were all pretty much mostly farmers in the early-20th century.

 No.308747

>>308746
I'm thinking that I should probably head on out later to purchase some chocolates and alcohol even though it feels as if I'm about to have a heart attack any day now.

 No.308749

>>308745
I have random anecdotes about distant family that I don't remember anything about like who it was or how they are related. The most interesting is that one guy apparently had a second family. He told his family he was just traveling for work a lot but in reality he was just going to live with his second wife and kids. The shit you could get up to in the days before internet…

 No.308750

There's only like five people on here huh

 No.308752

>>308746
I'm writing a wiki article about some recent astronomical research. 3 day in the making so far, I want this to be good. I'll post here when I'm done.

 No.308753

>>308750
Me
Myself
I
(you)
Grevelrodde The Foreverial Soiled of the tertiary age (currently banned for posting vtubers)

 No.308754

>>308753
And me. My pronouns are I/me, but I also go with Legion/because we are many if those are taken.

 No.308755

>>308753
Oh.

I thought it was:

Me
Myself
I
Above-I
It

 No.308756

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Fuck you.

No. Not you.

THEM. THE OTHERS.

THOSE FUCKERS!

OVER THERE!

IN THE DISTANCE!

THE ONE WITH THE HAIR!

LOS DOS!

LAS TRES!

LAS ELLAS!

FUCK.

YOU.

 No.308757

I'm trying Mexican sour cream in my beef stew tonight. I've had it in the resturants before but it was ages ago

 No.308759

It's suddenly occurred to me that I can go outside RIGHT NOW and purchase a copious amount of chocolate to keep me supplied for the next 48 hours AT LEAST.

 No.308760

>>308759
I'm partial to baked goods myself.

 No.308761

>>308759
wizard with big dreams

 No.308762

>>308757
what a coincidence, I also made beef stew tonight. no mexican sour cream though, never even heard of that before.

 No.308763

>>308760
We've all tackled he dozen donut variety box at some point. To make a friend out of a honey crueler on a lonely night, and then to have eleven more eager to meet us! A luxury appointed by solitude.

 No.308766

>>308762
Love this time of year, Lots of chili and stews, meat and potatoes; hearty meals and comfy chills! I don't know what about the Mexican brand makes it any different than regular sour cream. Mexican food is really good though so I'm expecting this to be good

 No.308767

It is incredibly rich and creamy and delicious but I've gotta watch my fat content so this'll be just a one-off thing

 No.308768

Bros in his 40s acting like he's 20 😂

 No.308769

I am just waiting for AI

 No.308783

Damn. For all that talk they gave us as kids about the importance of things like security, privacy, liberty, and freedom of speech… it turns out that nobody really cares about those things as adults.

 No.308785

Throughout portions of 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019; I would often repeat the line, "free will is an illusion," in my best Leonard Nimoy impression.

I'm not even sure if Nimoy ever spoke that line in anything.

 No.308786

>watching a porno
>there's comments on there that are 6 years old
>start getting all nostalgic for 2017
Fuck.

 No.308787

>watching a porno
>there's actors in it that are 6 years old
>start getting all nostalgic for BigwizardFun5cu6n5y42661po48un8dr.onion
Uooh.

 No.308788

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>>308785
Live long and prosper, friend. Even though ST only ever got good with TNG.

 No.308789

>>308788
Probably a line from Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something

 No.308790

any true wizards here who already watched this pilot? did u like it

 No.308791

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>>308790
I thought the characters were pretty funny and cute, and liked the interactions. I'm kinda over the "kids thing is dark" and "silly show has complex/sad lore" stuff cause it tends to attract annoying people, but if they make more I'll give it a shot.

The maymays are pretty funny and pomni is silly.

 No.308792

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>>308790
If this is this user's only post, or all of his other posts are about this FNAF tier 12y/o crap, he's a paid shill

 No.308793

>>308791
thanks, dude. im asking because i see it everywhere and already plan to watch it once im done with this anime im currently watching. I'll post my opinion once i finish, I'd have avoided it entirely but i saw it was just one episode so i think why not.

 No.308795

>>308792
>local wiz makes comment about post history on anonymous board

 No.308796

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*pain*

 No.308797

>>308787
Your post has sparked curiosity within me.

I shall now seek out pornographic films in which minors accidentally appeared in the background while a porno was being filmed and ended up as extras in these pornos without participating sexually!

Extra credit: these child porn "extras" would later go on to become regular child actors in non-pornographic films… maybe even appear in porn as adults!

Ha ha ha! A "child porn star"! Can you picture that!? Ha ha ha!

 No.308798

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>>308797
>I shall now seek out pornographic films in which minors accidentally appeared in the background
On 4chan /gif/ sometime this year this was discussed in a "videos of succubi caught by their dads putting stuff up their butt holes" thread and it unraveled in to someone linking court documents showing that P*rnHub had to be served high-court legal takedown notices for videos of disgusting weirdos rubbing themselves in public while children are visible playing in the background for the rush of doing something legally dangerous. Apparently jerking off to kids against their knowledge is not only OK in Mindgeek's book, but the streaming of such is so profitable that it's worth a legal battle to preserve!

There were a couple instances of succubi streaming themselves fingering their rectums while their kid walked in. The infamous one of the brown succubus screaming "Thank you!!" to her livestream viewers, full supine frog on the chair, to which a 5-7y/o boy walks in and hands her a juice box, her disgusting monkey cunt on display at the boy's face-height. She laughs and continues orgasming without taking and further action to make sure the kid doesn't come in again. Porn with a child interacting to the gratification of the masturbator is child porn.

Oh sorry no, it's not "child porn" any more. Mindgeek and other porn industry leaders fought for that to be changed, because legally defining something criminal and morally reprehensible as "child porn" shined the word "porn" in a negative light. Their argument being: now that viewing porn at work and in public is a human right in many places (because some people "depend" on it) that disrespecting porn by tying it to such negative connotations is in effect discriminating against those who "must" view porn on the regular. SO "Child pron" can't be used in many courts because the porn addicts will get offended when the see people scoff at any claim with the word "porn" in it, It's "CSAM" or "CSEM" now, coincidentally perfectly paralleling pedophile dogwhistles PTHC and PTSC.

Hatred. Pure hatred for these popular subjects of the Politics Thread who use their positions of power to further their child rape agenda.

 No.308799

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 No.308801

>>308791
ok just watched the pilot and I liked it, it was quite creative and had some distinguishable characters that were amusing. The story was quite adventurous, mysterious, and wacky. Pomni, the protagonist, has many facial expressions and gestures which add a lot of life to her troubled personality along her movements. I like the way in which she carries herself around and reacts to everything.
The world itself is interesting and intriguing enough to pique your curiosity even if some elements are nothing new. I'll probably check if there's a new episode… next year.

 No.308802

Does anyone here edits/creates articles for wikipedia? I recently got dragged into this, made an account and everything.

 No.308806

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I was just imagining the other day what it would be like for a live action adaptation of Dragon Ball Z to win Best Picture.

Did I just blow your mind?

 No.308807

Pretty neat that they did a CT scan to show how these cables are actually different.

 No.308808

I hate the whole idea behind "generations".

Or, rather, the present-day "understanding" as to what a generation actually is.

There's no actual agreement. The oldest millennials are in their 40s while the youngest are in their teens. The oldest zoomers are in their 30s while the youngest are toddlers. Then you have gen alpha where the oldest are teens and the youngest are babies. And then you have shit like "cusp generations" or "microgenerations".

Drives me nuts, man. NUTS!

 No.308809

Trips me out how people pretend that 2007 was so long ago that it's basically as distant from the 2020s as the 1950s were from 2007.

 No.308810

Voices in my head telling me that I'm schizophrenic again.

All it takes me is a quick look-up in my Kaiser Permanente account that shows that schizophrenia isn't included in my diagnosis.

 No.308811

if you are a true wizard
you have to take naps
2-3 hour nap at midday
feel like an 8 hour night sleep
you wake up ready to wiz it up

 No.308813

have any true wiz watched 5 nights at freddy's? it's something that had gone under my radar and i just learnt existed a few days ago. Never played a single game but i like the idea of animatronics being creepy monsters.

 No.308814

I must defecate but I feel as if I have no anus.

 No.308815

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 No.308816

>>308815
It's a good short story. Rest of Ellison's stuff is ass though.

 No.308817

When did it become possible to include emojis like 😂 in imageboard posts?

It's like I was posting in imageboards in 2019, then I stopped using the internet for like 2 to 3 years and then all of a sudden emojis were everywhere!

 No.308818

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You're all insufferable idiots. I'm the only person with a brain in this website. THE ONLY ONE! I don't know how I stand you goddamned fucking derelicts. I don't have a single positive thing to say about you and that's even after I thought about it really hard for hours. Hours! You fucking morons. And don't you come back here, let this place die already. FFS!

 No.308819

I don't think that Richard Kyanka is actually dead.

Obviously faking it.

So fake.

I can see the strings.

 No.308820

File: 1699226519526.png (62.82 KB, 256x256, 1:1, F9953A8F-1460-4CC4-9279-CA….png) ImgOps iqdb

>mfw my mother scolds me because she thinks I'm looking for a new therapist on the internet when in reality I'm looking at an 11-year-old actress
>mfw my 77-year-old mother genuinely can't tell apart an 11-year-old from a 20- or 30-something-year-old

 No.308821

File: 1699227996082.jpeg (17.71 KB, 476x338, 238:169, 877E9C5D-296E-44E1-B0E5-F….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

>I am the Pedofinder General and I bring you
>FIRE, I’ll take you to burn!
>FIRE, I’ll take you to learn!
>I'll see you burn!
>You’ve been molesting this little succubus
>You have lured her into your sick world!
>She’s forty three
>She forms accounts!
>She looks like twelve and that’s what counts!
>And as for you, you Jezebel
>He’s dressed in shorts, you go to hell!
>Oh no!
>Oh yes!
Damn… he actually has a point if you think about it 😉

 No.308822

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>>308798
Hey, has a puppet ever been used to depict the naked, dismembered corpse of a child in a horror film?

Was wondering whether or not Terrifier 3 would be a first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jt9UuO6-_0

 No.308823


 No.308824

my armpits have started to give off a bad odor but I don't mind. What being high t, eating steak, and not taking a shower for 1 day does to a true wizard.

 No.308825

time to go to sleep
Summary:
Day ENJOYED
many laughs were had
many food was eaten
this true wiz is
CONTENT and ready to enjoy TOMORROW

 No.308826

I’m tall and fat like an ogre and sometimes little kids will turn around in the supermarket and look up at me with big eyes in disbelief, often just stopping or saying woah. I normally hear them telling their parents as they walk off “he’s a giant mommy, a giant” or something similar, not in a negative way. It’s kind of funny, happened today. Big ogre wiz in town

 No.308828

Welp wizards, I just wrote my first Wikipedia article.
>>308826
I'm a skeleton with shockingly thick glasses, we should've joined forces for Halloween.

 No.308830

>>308824
foul body odor is actually a sign of a weak immune system

 No.308831

>>308830
that's actually false.

 No.308832

>>308831
I might have been remembering it in relation to how sexual partners perceive it. I remember they had succubi rate how guys BO smelled and the ones who smelled the worst to them had the weakest immune systems.

 No.308833

>>308832
you might smell bad if you don't change clothes and sweat. stop being obsessed with sex.

 No.308834

I got rid of nearly all my underwear, as part of my minimalista Drive! Want to get rid of final pair really. Cant stand owning anything superflous.

 No.308835

This bed is gonna' make me sneeze soon I fucking swear.

 No.308837

ooooooh you touch my tra la la~

mmmmmmmmm my ching chong chong~

ooooooooooooooooh you touch my tra la la~

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm my nip nong nong~

 No.308838

>>308837
>touch my ching chong
>touch my nip nong
Yeah, needed a speculum to get to it

 No.308839

>>308838
Shit I just remembered that the lyrics actually go, "ding ding dong"

 No.308841

Brehs what if, like, CERN were to develop weaponized black holes at the LHC and then go on to develop over 4,000,000 weaponized black holes enough to destroy every city in the world and then hand over these weaponized black holes to every country in the world what then huh

what then

huuuuuuuuuuuh

 No.308842

Been trying to grow my beard, now I’ve just got a giant neckbeard. I guess I’ll keep going .

 No.308846

File: 1699316271559.jpeg (1.28 MB, 1150x1012, 25:22, AA92BF5D-499C-4C3C-BAF9-E….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

I have concluded that pugs are of the negroid race.

 No.308847

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>>308846
Pugs are like the Pygmy people. Negrid, yes, but tToo small to deal damage.

He's your real Nogdog.

 No.308848

feels good to be a true wiz
can enjoy every single day now that i've learnt of the importance of mana regeneration

 No.308849

File: 1699317581420.jpeg (124.03 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 64C44FD2-BA3E-42BD-9AA4-3….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

Shibes are mongoloid

you can see it in their eyes

 No.308852

Some sort of Western-style commercial appeared on television and then I felt like playing Red Dead Redemption 2

but then remembered that I no longer have video games

 No.308853

>>308852
Sometimes when I watch Game Dungeon or listen to some video game music I feel like playing some again but then I remember games are garbage.

Yet I liked video games for a very long time, I wouldn't trade my game-centered youth for anything but nowadays I'm very much done with them.

 No.308854

>>308846
I like all brachycephalic dog breeds despite knowing their lives are fucked cause of breeding.

 No.308855

The sheer level of buttflusteredness that mine eyes have befallen over the aeons in regards to Warhammer 40,000 suffice

 No.308856

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oh hi

i upgraded ur ram

 No.308860

Just want to watch some twitch stream of a cute boy playing games but all the streamers are female, lgbt, or ugly nerd men, and they are all so loud and obnoxious

 No.308863

File: 1699372802842.png (565.09 KB, 680x797, 680:797, BF9B76DC-8BA9-4FCC-ABAF-1B….png) ImgOps iqdb

VEINTE MIL TLACUACHES

 No.308866

File: 1699378989875.jpeg (1.38 MB, 2048x1485, 2048:1485, D786AD1D-287D-496F-A35A-9….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

Still blows my mind that in order to make a cake one needs eggs.

EGGS.

LIKE FROM AN ANIMAL.

THERE COULD BE A CHICKEN IN THE CAKE.

 No.308868

I don't think I wiped my ass very well but I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom to re-wipe.

 No.308869

>>308868
Why are you posting about your shitty poo butt ass?

No on wants to hear about your bad case of mud butt.

 No.308870

>>308869
Halfway into my 30s and I'm still not entirely sure what it means to stop caring

 No.308872

I feel like going outside today but where would I go?

Zimbabwe?

 No.308873

File: 1699383810428.jpeg (156.46 KB, 1024x480, 32:15, 214FEC19-7BFC-4821-BB25-2….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

I hate how Los Angeles always looks so nice when viewed from a safe distance

but up close, at ground level

it looks disappointing.

The effect is similar to watching Youtube videos of Minecraft but then when I actually play the game I am instantly reminded as to why I stop playing it after like a day and then not play again for maybe another year or so.

 No.308874

File: 1699384272608.jpeg (168.17 KB, 1170x658, 585:329, 0D95194E-DCDC-4E30-A780-2….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

Interesting change recently, however.

When I've gone outside these past few days in particular; I often feel like an NPC in Grand Theft Auto V.

 No.308875

>>308871
The mod team is made up of users mothers, didn’t you know?

( User was banned by his mommy)

 No.308884

You ever wonder what it's like to be Miranda Cosgrove?

 No.308885

I don't think m00t is actually 34 years old.

He's probably like 70.

 No.308886

>>308884
She recently did a video with mrbeast.
probably one of the coolest succubi from golden nickelodeon era. modest, intelligent, funny. Great personality and she didn't turn into a nutcase whore unlike many others.

 No.308887

>>308886
Yeah I saw that video and noticed that she didn't really seem to be as much into it as the next celebrity (Justin Timberlake, I think?) they had on there.

Also holy crap I just looked her up and found out that two people were stalking her and one of them lit himself on fire and shot himself in her property. I wanted to see where she lived but then I read that story and was like DAMN.

 No.308888

>>308887
lol not even Miranda likes that redditor nigger uncreative clickbaiting boring fuck mrbeast

 No.308895

File: 1699484433640.jpeg (99.3 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 65BBDABC-66C2-4927-B749-5….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

Everything is terrible.

 No.308896

File: 1699486505117.jpeg (615.95 KB, 718x882, 359:441, 4D20555D-DB82-4FA8-8490-0….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

Hey, I just remembered this meme!

 No.308898

>>308895
those rodents crossed the Atlantic to reach the New World

 No.308899

I know, you see
Somehow the world will change for me
And be so wonderful
Wiz life, neet life, no groids
I know we're gonna get there
And feel so wonderful

I will make you change your mind
larpers come here all the time
but true wizzies are real
I'm telling you just how I feel, so

Wake up the members of my wiznation
It's your time to be
There's no chance unless you take one, and the time
To see the brighter side of every situation
Some things are meant to be
So give me your best and leave the normalniggers to me

 No.308900

Aw crap now I can't even watch videos about space with feeling like I'm freefalling.

 No.308901

>>308900
*without feeling
whoops

 No.308902

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The hallucinations continue to make life seem more absurd than it already is.

People have sometimes told me that from the perspective of a crazy person–the world makes more sense.

Not for me, however. The world just gets more absurd every day and not in a particularly entertaining way. Almost daily I ask myself some variation of:

"What the fuck?"

 No.308903

another great day as a true wizard


now i will go to sleep





will have fun in my dreams i learnt of a way to cultivate mana exclusive for dreams

 No.308904

Can't tell if my hair is thinning or if my hair has always been like this.

 No.308905

Sometimes I forget that That 70s Show wasn't actually filmed in the 70s

For about a second or two

 No.308908

>>308905
>Dude weed lmao" the show. Shouldn't have been filmed at all.

 No.308910

today i hit 1 week of nofap feeling like a wizchad today. semen retention is working.

 No.308919

>>308908
Damn shame that I couldn't find a better historical period [piece] television series thingymajig back in 2015 when Mad Men was finished and I was itching to watch a period drama like Mad Men but set in the 1970s and the best I could find was a sitcom.

 No.308921

>>308919
The 70s weren't great for a lot of people so I can understand why there isn't too many shows and movies exploring the time period.

 No.308922

>>308921
As a 90s kid the 1970s fascinates me as a world that is so familiar and alien at the same time. Theres the 20 year culture rule of nostalgia. And I grew up watching 1970s cartoons and reruns and it felt present tense. And yet the geopolitics of the 70s is so alien and ancient.

 No.308930

having a lot of fun in my imagination wizards just hit the pipe i cant believe that weed is actually this good im 30 years old and this is my first time smoking pot wtf no wonder normalfags go crazy over this stuff.

 No.308931

>>308922
I sort of know what you mean, being a 90s kid myself, but honestly didn't like the cartoons from the 70s too much.
Lot of Hanna Barbara cartoons, which weren't high quality.

Most of the movies from the 70s also took until I was older to appreciate.
In general media from that time was pretty visually boring and pace was slower.
I much preferred the contemporary 90s stuff and the action boys targeted stuff from the 80s when I was a kid.
That said old stuff from the 40s and 50s were apart of my media diet too.
So the old Tex Avery cartoons. Loonytunes, Tom and Jerry, the old Disney stuff, tons of musicals, and oddly enough I adored Shirley Temple movies as a kid.

But the 70s never held a strong place in my heart media wise.
Only in my teens did I start exploring media from the time, because so many dark, brooding, and edgy films were made in the 70s. As well as it being the age of exploitation films. But as I matured most of those films now just mostly bore me.

 No.308932

>>308930
Kill yourself before someone has the displeasure of smelly the stink emanating from your person

 No.308933

>>308932
Wow, that was uncalled for.
You need to chill bro.

 No.308934

>>308932
why are you telling wizards who have done nothing to you to kill themselves?

 No.308935

>>308933
People who do drugs which reduce their mind and body are a liability and a burden on civilization. Those who impose on the physical wellbeing of others with these drugs ought to be removed from civilization entirely and permanently. Marijuana smoke is poisonous, smelly, saturating, and intoxicating. It's an assault on the senses and cleanliness of everything and everyone unfortunate enough to be within a 200 foot radius of the self-retarding doper.

If he wants to lobotomize himself with drugs, he should just go all the way and snort fentanyl. Save everyone the displeasure of witnessing a man submitting himself to such depravity over time, eventually falling victim to the psychosis, paranoia, and bipolarity he's developed from routinely exposing himself and others to sickening gasses just so he can distract himself from his problems for a few minutes.

>>308934
Because it is my opinion that he should kill himself. We are united here on this website to share our opinions, as he has. I don't need to be personally afflicted by someone in order to justly hold negative views about their choices. If you're offended by my words, then maybe you would do well to emphasize with those who are misfortuned by the filth that this ganja burning nigger is imposing on them.

 No.308936

>>308935
>wizards are a liability and a burden on civilization.
you sound like a normalfag no wonder you hate wizards.

 No.308937

>>308936
Nobody said that. I said that pot smokers are, wizard or otherwise.

 No.308938

my room transformed into the Shire and Gandalf became my sage for what felt like an hour. I feel like can I hear elvish whispers in the background or maybe it was just the wind. Weed is really magical and the wizard drug of choice

 No.308940

>>308938
Damn, dude. I'm literally psychotic and hallucinating right now but I never hallucinated while smoking weed. I last smoked weed in 2018 and I hated it. The anxiety was terrible for me.

Lucky you! You seem to be genuinely enjoying it–even the hallucinations! I don't think that very many people who smoke weed hallucinate.

 No.308941

I ate some chocolate MJ from my aunt's bf, for the 1st time ever, and it felt like i was rubberbanding into this demonic realm, and it was like the longer I stayed IRL, the more terrifying the demon hell would be when i snapped back into it.

 No.308952

weed heightens my happiness. I read some people on the internet think it's weird to get blazed all by yourself because they need to have others or treat smoking weed as a social activity which is weird. Why would you wanna waste your high pointlessly talking with others about random boring stuff. Extroverts are weird.

Smoking weed and reading a novel is pretty dope cause everything in your imagination takes a unique and almost special quality.

 No.308953

>>308952
>Why would you wanna waste your high pointlessly talking with others about random boring stuff

Agreed, so stop talking about your newfound drug addiction here.

 No.308954

>>308953
are you retarded or don't know what drug addiction means?

 No.308955

never tried weed or any drugs
never felt the need to either
even if i did feel interested, it isn't legal and i have no idea how to go about trying it
online petty crime like pirating a movie is simple, but real life crime buying drugs sounds annoying
i know you guys will just say it's legal where you are but for many years no, it wasn't, you all had to go to drug dealers or socialize and do weird shit to get it
it's because of this i still think of anyone talking about drugs as a normalfag even when i know things are different now

 No.308956

I just tried weed yesterday as a 30 year old guy. It really enhances any experience you have. It's better than alcohol. You literally can just put on some music and enjoy the trip. My left knee was hurting a bit and I noticed the pain was gone during my high and almost nonexistant when I was back to normal again. Amazing stuff.

 No.308957

I like weed

 No.308959

I just noticed that Walt Disney Animation Studios now makes mostly CGI movies some of which aren't even based on fairytales (like Wreck-It Ralph) and that Pixar is owned by Disney but they make their own films independently.

YET ANOTHER THING OF THE ADULT WORLD I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

 No.308960

File: 1699638767595.jpeg (47.79 KB, 640x659, 640:659, BD3E336E-C60F-4BD8-B52C-F….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

I look like this now.

 No.308961

Chilly.

 No.308962

>>308956
Just don't be dumb and start using it all the time because then you will quickly build a tolerance and much of the magic will be lost.

 No.308963

File: 1699642123994.png (3.2 MB, 1306x829, 1306:829, ClipboardImage.png) ImgOps iqdb

this shit looked like a videogame or something from the thumbnail

wew my brain is poisoned

 No.308964

Perhaps Julia Butters will truly be my death after all…

 No.308966

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I just noticed that the song "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga has the lyrics, "fuck her face" repeat itself like ten times.

 No.308968

File: 1699650458610.jpeg (2.23 MB, 3000x1880, 75:47, 9ABE44AF-8FB0-42A3-A839-F….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

I think this one was from my favorite Where's Waldo? book.

Oddly, it was one of those little things that piqued my interest in history. It was this book and Saving Private Ryan. Saving Private Ryan got me into WW2.

I kinda' wanna' draw my own Where's Waldo? book.

 No.308969

I went on a walk an hour ago and a dumb female bumped into me and I got so mad because i felt her stinky greasy shoulder touching me so I pushed her with one arm and she fell on the ground and remained there. I think she was drunk because her painful moan was a bit delayed and she sounded retarded. Surprisingly, her boyfriend did nothing and just looked at me and said "woah im sorry dude"
Day drinking normalfaggots are pathetic, yeah, you better be sorry I didn't kill you for being a nigger who can't take care of his dumb whore. It'd be nice if you could just kill all this normalfag pieces of shit or just force them to get wasted in a room and don't bother anybody.

 No.308970

>>308969
Crazy story but the creative writing thread is somewhere on /hob/

 No.308971

>>308969
Word up, brother. I can already feel the fight in my "fight or flight" response kicking in. I really feel my militant extremism firing up.

pew pew pew

 No.308972

Now that I think about it I probably should have beaten that normalfag but I guess I am just not a nigger. If he had been black or a shitskin it would have been a different story and right now I'd be laughing about how I beat some drunk nigger because his girlfriend gave me a hefty shove by "mistake".

 No.308974

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Shit, guys, ze missiles! Zey a-comin'!

 No.308975

The other day I was thinking of what the day-to-day life of the average child actor in the year 2023 is like.

 No.308977

Allow me to give you my hot opinions

"please"

my hot opinions

megassa squeeze 'em

"no"

 No.308978

"No, John," he said.

"You are the demons," he added.

And then

just like that

John was a zombie.

Checkmate.

 No.308984


 No.308988

File: 1699669406949.png (137.31 KB, 350x350, 1:1, C7840392-90A2-46C1-93D2-9B….png) ImgOps iqdb

Shit's getting Lovecraftian again.

 No.308993

See, what I really hate about my nightmares is not only do they get really fucked up in a Lovecraftian sort of way, but also that they occur only at night and that they go hand-in-hand with some of my most vivid hallucinations.

I hallucinate all the damn time. Literally the entire day. But my most vivid hallucinations have only occurred at night–especially when I'm waking up in the middle of the night. I mean, some of my most vivid hallucinations were so damn vivid that I could swear that if someone had been in the room with me at the moment–they should've been able to see what I did! But, no. I was alone.

Now, if I were to see some of this shit in public… like in broad daylight…

Aw, hell. Who the hell am I kidding? Nobody but me would see anything.

 No.308994

It's amazing how much life sucks.

 No.308996

night walk was comfy. no niggers. no females. no fags.
The city streets should be like this
always
I think it's because it's friday groids are away who knows where but i can be at peace when i walk. Glad to be a wiz.

 No.308997

I dreamt I stabbed an obese female in the stomach and face. It was fun.

 No.309002

Had to get a new phone since old one's battery is borderline nonfunctional. Can't swap out the battery because it's sealed and hardwired into the phone, so trying to remove it would likely break the phone even harder.
I hope the sim card doesn't need to be replaced and I can just hot swap the old one into the new phone. Otherwise I will have to go to the actual phone store to get them to transfer the number n shit over.

Smaller the computer the lower it's lifespan appernetnly.
Desk tops can last 7-10 years before hardware issues fuck them up and you have to start replacing parts if you regularly use it.
Laptops 5 if you are lucky.
Smartphones struggle to even last 2 years before becoming unusable.
Shit is lame.

 No.309003

File: 1699723401825.png (1.09 MB, 1024x574, 512:287, ClipboardImage.png) ImgOps iqdb

seeing examples of AI generated images in the wild always takes me by surprise at first

https://canadagrowsupplies.com/blogs/main/heat-stress-on-plants

this article for example, i saw in google images a specific image within (attached), that curiously had no roots in the container. that aside, it's a good image. but all the rest show the distortions and sloshy geometry and weirdness typical of contemporary ai generated images

i am 90% certain the articles themselves on this website are likewise all ai generated, with links to other generated articles perhaps manually added in, and many stock links simply for things like LED Lights going to affiliate stores and so on. basically, some indian guy has created a website full of nonsense that is very high for search engine results and is probably making tons of money

i wouldn't be surprised if the website theme and css and overall layout stuff was liekwise ai generated

what am i even doing, this is clearly what everyone with an inkling of programming experience and a need of money should be doing with their time, right?

 No.309004

File: 1699724711799.jpeg (40.36 KB, 320x324, 80:81, B6B97AA7-DC59-46AE-B069-C….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

The other day I was thinking about how the Sumerian deity "Anu" could be considered a "three letter agent" but then I realized that Anu himself isn't really Annunaki, he only created the Annunaki and he isn't even really a deity per se.

 No.309016

It's amazing how I somehow manage to be both nauseated and hungry all at once.

It's like, I realize I need to eat something. At least one meal per day. But then when I try eating it–I can't enjoy it! I can't even enjoy the most delicious food anymore. Like pizza. And I'm not even losing weight. On the contrary. I'm gaining weight.

I remember how back in 2015; I could sometimes go two or three days without eating anything at all. I simply wouldn't feel hunger. I could eat an entire large pizza with chicken wings, cheesecake, and soda–all by myself–and I would actually enjoy it! I wouldn't feel nauseated at all. And you know what else? I was losing weight like crazy. I lost over 30 pounds in a month. I wasn't even going to the gym or anything.

 No.309018

File: 1699738615080.jpeg (945.13 KB, 1276x951, 1276:951, 15073CF7-44E7-4849-AAAC-2….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

Shit!

I've been playing with bots this entire time!

 No.309019

Shit. I think that I'm beginning to notice that I can't really relate to a lot of people on here. Not everyone here is a NEET like me and there seems to be a lot of people in their twenties and teens.

Oh, well.

 No.309020

File: 1699747334986.png (547.27 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, 9AAF4B06-38EE-4512-9A92-CC….png) ImgOps iqdb

I just looked this guy up on the Seuss wiki and got a pop-up asking me if I'm a kid or an adult.

I then wondered why a kid would care to answer honestly.

One more thing of the adult world I may never understand.

 No.309021

Whoa, m00t works for Google now?

The adult world continues to baffle me.

 No.309025

File: 1699751395950.jpeg (296.84 KB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, B9AC8488-D94A-46D9-A7A4-8….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

You ever notice how the English language pops up in the most random places of the world?

Like this movie theater in Japan?

Makes you think!

 No.309026

>>309021
I have a feeling he spent a few years scraping and selling user data in exchange for a comfortable position. Probably sometime after the failure of his canvas website, when it became revealed he was just some kid who ripped some code and not a tech guru.

 No.309031

The other day I was thinking about how much shit sucks.

I think it was yesterday.

Shit still sucks.

 No.309032

File: 1699757799272.jpeg (54.12 KB, 297x400, 297:400, 3FE026A6-6954-4F00-9761-A….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

This triggers my brother.

 No.309033

File: 1699757988640.jpeg (190.29 KB, 741x873, 247:291, F115EC09-FADF-4B92-ADF5-C….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

I used to draw trilobites a lot in third grade.

I think that they were the one prehistoric creature that I found the easiest to draw at the time.

 No.309034

I seriously didn't know that sharing shock content with normalniggers and females would be so much fun. The butthurt it generates is priceless. The fact they can't do anything about it. This succubus had never seen a video of a succubus giving birth she said it made her feel sick to her stomach and to "please stop sending me this stuff". I just can come back and verify with a free phone number and create another burn account.

 No.309035

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File: 1699761171957-1.jpeg (526.83 KB, 677x1403, 677:1403, F04C5BF7-D333-45FD-AACE-2….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

File: 1699761171957-2.gif (1.94 MB, 230x175, 46:35, 3EF0D88F-4CD7-449D-BB38-68….gif) ImgOps iqdb

>>309034
>This succubus had never seen a video of a succubus giving birth she said it made her feel sick to her stomach and to "please stop sending me this stuff".
You a funny guy!

 No.309036

I just remembered this joke that an anonymous user made on 4chan like in 2006 on the /n/ board.

 No.309037

File: 1699763631321.png (1.69 MB, 1584x1088, 99:68, 4C351C9A-95DC-40FE-9FF9-C6….png) ImgOps iqdb

I wanna' live at an old Pizza Hut.

 No.309038

>>309036
What was /n/ like? It was the old /new/ (/pol/) board right?

 No.309039

>>309038
From what I remember–it actually functioned as an actual board for news discussion for a brief time before gradually transforming into what would later be known as /pol/ a few years later.

I mean, for the most part, I think that /b/ stayed in /b/.

 No.309040

>>309039
I remember you could actually find genuine left wingers and Ron Paul libertarian types on /new/ back in 2009. The board was split 50:40:10 with the nazis, libertarians and liberals.

Seems crazy that since then it's become 100% giga-chud and you find no dissenting opinions.

 No.309041

harassing normalniggers online is my newfound hobby. I'm going to learn how to chadfish just to humiliate fat succubi and prank them I've seen people do that and it's always hilarious when they show up to a place, traveling even for 5 hours only for them to be stood up.

 No.309042

>>309034
I was invited into this small discord server from my vidya gaems where they had one succubus and over several months I ruined a "friendship" between irl people.
The succubus was exploiting some poor sod as a "friend" for rides and free stuff.
Everyone got all butthurt and at each others throats when I made it clear to the guy that he's only being used and that broads don't even actually have a concept for "friendship" like men do.

 No.309046

>>309045
Ok?
I'd keep using steam for voice chat, but people I play vidya with use discord.
And it's fun to cause havoc when somebody is stupid enough to invite me into their group.

 No.309048

>>309047
No. You just lack skill in camouflage.
If you don't want to deal with normaloids more than absolutely necessary irl then learn to appear normal on the surface.

The discord server was entirely american. I'm Euro. I got invited for being good at the game.

 No.309053

God fucking damn it.

My external hard drive died.
The shit thing is I had noticed it acting up and bought a second external to back up the data, but was lazy about doing the transfer and now it is probably too late.
What is even more fucked up is I used that drive as the main storehouse of stuff like saved photos and phone backups.
So thats all my photos and videos I shot gone.
Which super sucks.

Plus all my online related storage.
All my project files for the past 8 years.

Very frustrated. Mostly with myself. Because I seen it coming but waited until it was too late all because I didn't want to sit through a couple of hours to transfer the files.

 No.309054

>>309053
Trying CHKDSK E: /F /R /X.
So far results don't look promising.
Every file record sector is coming up unreadable.

 No.309055

File: 1699804663588.jpg (11.41 KB, 246x205, 6:5, crystal disk.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

>>309054
Crystal disk info.

 No.309057

>>309055
Well, I am only 15% through the scan, and it's been a hour.
So I am going to go to sleep and let it finish running.
If the built in thing doesn't fix it then I will try Crystal.
Reading through the documentation, status/health of SSDs is a nice feature to have.
So I might try it regardless.

 No.309059

You ever feel like the world's one true virgin and everyone else secretly died ages ago and left the world to you?

That everyone around you is nothing but… a mere fantasy…?

 No.309060

>>309059
No.
I operate under the assumption that the outside world more or less actually exist.

 No.309061

The other day I was watching Chucky on television and noticed that they were using the word "fuck". I thought "fuck" was one of the seven dirty words? Weren't they:

shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cocksucker
motherfucker
tits

Don't mind me. I'm jerking off at the speed of light.

 No.309062

File: 1699815324217.gif (2.89 MB, 498x280, 249:140, 359F53A5-6E2A-4421-9028-E5….gif) ImgOps iqdb

>You've had your penis brush up against your mother's vagina as she was giving birth to you!? Then you don't know SHIT about being a virgin!

 No.309063

>>309062
I was born with a c section. I am a tru-wiz

 No.309064

File: 1699819510824.gif (3.15 MB, 264x256, 33:32, 34F438C2-F75B-4AEC-8748-BA….gif) ImgOps iqdb


 No.309066

File: 1699820640793.gif (1.37 MB, 498x210, 83:35, 2318EC21-ECB3-4BE8-82A4-CE….gif) ImgOps iqdb

Good work, fellas!

My hot opinions were too hot!

 No.309067

"Who the fuck are you?" I asked.

"…" they responded.

[three years later…]

"Who the fuck are you?" I asked.

"…" they responded.

 No.309068

niggers really should die. What a loud bunch of motherfuckers.

 No.309071

[three more years later…]

"Who the fuck are you?" I asked.

"…" they responded.

 No.309072

Gotta' fire up them neurons

 No.309074

You ever notice how big anime has been getting lately?

Like I went outside the other day and saw someone dressed as Pikachu

makes you think.

 No.309077

>>309057
Woke up, it's at 28% through scanning segments. This shit is going to take days.

 No.309080

File: 1699836549177.jpeg (20.26 KB, 194x259, 194:259, 7355F313-03B3-4C4B-B238-B….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

Shit, guys. I recently learned that boys as young as eight years of age can begin puberty and producing sperm but the youngest boy known to have impregnated a succubus was twelve.

 No.309081

>>309080
is that shit news to you, are you underage or never went to school?

 No.309082

>>309080
12 seems a bit old given all of the weird shit that happens in the world.

A quick google search tells me that the youngest known father was a 9 year old chinese boy. https://www.almanac.com/fact/a-couple-from-china-became-the-youngest

 No.309083

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>>309081
I think it was in 5th or 8th grade when I was taught that boys begin puberty at age 12 while succubi begin puberty at age 10. It probably wasn't until like 10th or 11th grade that I learned through Snopes that the youngest mother was aged 5.
>>309082
Damn! I just Google'd it again and the first one I got was this guy.

 No.309084

It is because it just is, ok?

IT IS BECAUSE IT JUST IS

OOOOK?

IT.

IS.

BECAUSE.

IT.

JUST.

IS.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

K

?

 No.309085

No, wait. The line was, "progress is an illusion."

I think.

 No.309086

>♬Rape yourself and rape yourself♬
>♬Take all the courage you have left♬

 No.309087

My mother accuses me of throwing "sharks" at her.

I'm not sure if anyone else in the world talks like her.

 No.309089

>>309083
truwiz

 No.309090

File: 1699901122700.jpeg (76.43 KB, 968x511, 968:511, B0E3D1B0-E047-408B-8B15-6….jpeg) ImgOps iqdb

>"We care about your opinion!"

 No.309091

>>309074
pokemon is not just anime. i mean the show is sure but pokemon is more, way more, than the show. but yeah i know what youre saying, anime is insanely popular right now for some reason. japan has not capitalized on this enough tbh

they could have an army of weebs at the drop of a hat enlist into a suicide mission and go defend japan against china or something

an army of weebs doing hard manual labor for 20 years to gain citizenship + sterilization

man this century is just weak

 No.309092

>>309091
>an army of weebs doing hard manual labor for 20 years to gain citizenship + sterilization
Nigger are you on crack?

 No.309093

I went to the beach today to look for my old psychiatrist but his office was closed so I ended up wandering around ogling at all of the [DATA EXPUNGED] before walking into a nearby police station to ask if I could speak to a psychologist because a few police officers told me in 2017 that if I needed someone to talk with I could speak with someone at the station but when I got there today I was told that they were gone

 No.309094

I thought it was sunday and rode two miles in the rain to go to work.
Turns out it is monday, one of my days off, and I went for nothing.

I feel retarded.
How did I get so fucking detracted that I didn't realize what day of the week it was?

 No.309095

I feel like rampaging and killing every nigger, female, subhuman shitskin, faggot, and tranny that's alive. Eugenics makes sense every day that I have to leave my house.
Humans are really disgusting when left uncontrolled. I just feel like killing every single one of them it isn't even funny. It clouds my judgement. This visceral hatred for everyone that is human.

 No.309099

Based Rwandan truewiz

 No.309100

I went to the cops at the beach again today because I was told yesterday that the psychologist would be there around noon so I made sure to get there today at noon only to be told that they were gone and that I should be back tomorrow like at 5 or 6 AM and now I'm just like yeah nah 'cause that shit is like one or two hours away in a train.

 No.309101

It's so fucking stupid too because I remembered that I've been looking for "free therapy" since like 2013 when one of my psychiatrists told me that there was such a thing and I don't even know that the police psychologist offers "free therapy" and I have no health insurance and the voices in my head keep telling me to stop asking for free therapy.

 No.309104

Fuck. I just got a bill from the hospital that I went to a few days ago. +$1,100. And another bill for like +$100. What the fuck! They said it would be like somewhere from $100 to $500!

It's like when my psychiatrist told me to go to UCLA for "free therapy" back in 2013 but when I went there I got told that there was no such thing as free therapy and I later got two bills one for ~$100 and another for ~$200 simply because I sat there in a hospital bed and ate one of the meals they gave me while I waited for them to tell me whether or not there was free therapy which I would eventually find out that there isn't!

 No.309105

Fuck and they always dodge the question too when I ask them how much it's all gonna' cost.

I walk in and first thing I ask, "how much will this cost?" and they tell me to wait until I get called and then the next guy that calls me tells me that he's not in the finance department or whatever and then next thing I know they're all like, "yeah this is gonna' cost you just for the blood sample," and so on and so forth

 No.309106

3 days and it's still scanning the harddrive.

holy shit is this a slow process.

 No.309108

I think The Killers are like the Simon and Garfunkel but for millennials.

Or maybe just for me.

Nah but they're both still cool

 No.309115

>>309106
And it's done.
Didn't work ☹

Will try Crystal disk info next and see if that will work.
If not I will just have to accept that it's a total loss and be better about backups next time.

 No.309117

>>309116
And who is forcing you to fuck them?

 No.309118

Any other yt channels like protopod's? Low-key content about daily life with a host that is not completely insufferable? Seems like it's becoming a tall order nowadays.

 No.309119

Saw a stupid female crying early in the morning when I went out to buy me some bread. She was on my way, hurrying to go to work and I thought it was make up or that she had an allergy or a slight fever but no, she was crying her eyes out in public, face all red lmao

I wanted to beat the living shit out of her just for that. What pathetic subhumnan creatures females are.

 No.309120

Somehow a mouse got in to my brick outbuilding. It is brick, small, no windows, seemingly no gaps or holes, and the door is pretty tight fitting. It even has a bolt on top and bottom to keep it from warping.
So how did this mouse get in there to chew the wires and bits of Christmas decorations, and then seemingly leave. Mouse got me stumped.

 No.309121

>>309116
I’m going to create the next thread and say no politics , religion, or slurs in the crawl thread 👹 try and stop me

 No.309122

>>309121
nah it's good that he hates the devil. Nothing wrong about it. I hate niggers, females, kikes, normalfaggots, gays, trannies, etc. , they go out of their way to make you hate them.

It's a human sentiment shared across wizards no matter where they come from.

 No.309123

File: 1700082633448.jpg (361.63 KB, 1639x1093, 1639:1093, m31.jpg) ImgOps iqdb

>>309121
Could you use this picture of m31? I like how people have a romantic view of star gazing andromeda not realizing it's actually a monstrous spiral of death coming to slice our galaxy like a hot knife through butter. Andromeda will also ensure the complete and utter destruction of any life form in this galaxy, just in case the death of the sun is not enough. No amount of technology will ever enable biological life forms survive the colossal forces that will be unleashed once galaxies collide. It can't come soon enough.

 No.309124

in my time, floppy drives and cd drives got replaced by usb drives. in this generation it seems usb drives are relaced by just online storage, cloud, etc

it's to the point some younger people dont even know how to use a usb drive. fucking hell

 No.309125

>>309123
Is that photoshopped or is that an unaltered photographic image? Would I actually be able to see another galaxy with the naked eye and with that level of detail in an area with low light pollution?

 No.309126

>go for a walk
>turn into a corner
>a short succubus with a tenis racket and a gymbag appears
>she is all sweaty and stares at me and… bites her lips
>think she is just tired but she is obviously trying to hold my gaze
This whores don't respect anything. Walk ruined.

 No.309127

File: 1700088517183.jpg (139 KB, 768x570, 128:95, Naked-Eye-Deep-sky-Double-….jpg) ImgOps iqdb

>>309125
It's a long exposure picture, something very common in astrophotography. Basically you let a single frame to be exposed for a long period of time so a lot of the light emanating from the astronomical object can be captured. Newer equipment will do this automatically and even adjust for Earth's rotation and stuff like that but back in the day they would take a lot of pictures and cram together for more or less the same effect.

You wouldn't be able to see Andromeda like that with the naked eye even if you happened to be in a very good spot. Pic related is probably the best you would ever see it without any equipment.

 No.309128

>>309126
That is one hot sage, friend.

 No.309129

lately when I become angry I seriously want to kill people and it's not healthy. Seeing a crowd of collegefags I start having thoughts of murdering every single one of them. I don't know if it's my instinct for self destruction that points me to being this way.
The path I've chosen or that's been placed as the only option.

Im growing weaker but my hatred for humans is only getting stronger and makes me seek revenge, nothing else occurring inside my mind, but I can't enact the thoughts or shouldn't.

 No.309130

>>309123
There will be nothing deadly about the collision. I don't think you understand how big galaxies are. Stars are literal light years apart from each other. This pace is so large that collisions are unlikely. If stay systems do collide then the change will occur so slowly that change will have a chance to adapt, and intelligent life will have hundreds of thousands of years to find a new home in a calmer area of the galaxy.

 No.309131

>>309127
Human eyes are big and can focus to infinity. Galaxies are visible through a healthy eye under zero light pollution. The wilderness is navigable in the depths of night by starlight alone.

The night sky is a boring image for a thread image. What emotion could it evoke that has not been felt a thousand times before? What new angle does it drive the discussion? It speaks to the mundane nature of the OP. Van Gogh was a really bad painter too.

 No.309132

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 No.309133

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 No.309135

Little fuckers and big fellas still going at it relentlessly, I see.

 No.309137

It is a remarkable thing how overt this, say, third party made their presence known over the years. 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019… they know so much. The extent of their power and actions are obvious.

 No.309138

>you KNEW and you did NOTHING!?
Which came first the chicken or the ACK

 No.309147

Everything is lost.

 No.309148

I think I can only count about twenty stars in the night sky of Los Angeles.

Even less movie stars. Maybe like one every decade.

I'd much rather see thousands of stars in the night sky, though. Would be cool to have like a compound in the remotest area of the Mojave desert then switch off the lights when I want to go stargazing on my rooftop by myself.


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