No.309136[Last 50 Posts]
i present to you charming, morbidly obese eaters of factory food: latest deep vegan lore. this is a 40+ minute review of a new device vegans can buy for ~4000$.
https://youtu.be/ioJyXYgZpuoit is a home appliance (slightly smaller then a dishwasher) that freeze dries your food inside a vacuum. you put fruits or vegetables on stainless steel trays, put them in the thing, the thing gets super cold plus creates a vacuum and then it gets heated gently. this then runs for 30 hours or longer and that way the water gently leaves the stuff without being liquid because in cold vacuums the frozen water changes into a gas.
they say it can make stuff last for 25 years in a sealed jar and apparently the astronauts eat like that.
very hard working vegans would bother to dehydrate their food to conserve it but apparently that way lots of nutrients get lost because it oxidizes the whole time.
oh also vacuum blending is a thing. makes me wonder about vacuum juicers…
No.309139
Vegans don't have money lmao
>very hard working vegans
Hahahahaha!!!
No.309140
>>309139nobody works as hard as you and is as rich as you of course.
depending on what level of veganism you are on, it can take quite a lot of work. lots of stuff to get and have ready, lots of steps, lots of little deadlines and best before moments, lots of cleaning and doing dishes.
juicing is way more work then pouring boiling water over instant ramen. juicer is still a nightmare to clean, juicing leaves lots of pulp and requires lots of fruit to heave ready.
some bother to dehydrate their own snacks. they use a dehydrator to conserve fresh stuff for longer by gently heating it to 45°C but not above it so it doesn't kill the fragile stuff inside the food, technically leaving it raw.
blending your own nut butters in a blender is also more work then just buying something that comes ready in a glass from the store.
No.309141
Did you get banned from 4shit again and decided to crawl back here?
No.309144
>>309141>4shitIs that the same as shitchan? Or cuckchan? Or 4cuckcs? I know it's not chuckshits because that's a textboard but you never know with the crazy ways people refer to 4chan these days, day after day, year after year
No.309151
>>309141i guess you really are morbidly obese and i struck a nerve there.
No.309165
>>309152>eat meati did for many years and then i tried to go without and i felt better.
if you tried it you probably would feel better but because you are a supremacist sinner, you'd still go back to meat, feel worse again and get morbidly obese and then act like you are an apex predator.
please don't hurt me 😨, terrifying predator. please have mercy.
No.309166
pointless consumerist gizmo garbage
just eat fucking oatmeal literally all you need
No.309171
>>309166>>309166>pointless consumerist gizmo garbagepointless seems a bit too harsh. i think pointlacking would be a fairer assessment.
imagine you are already at the point where you have nicely prepared for apocalypse and food shortages.
you have an overpowered solar system that produces way more electricity then you know what to do with and then you grow a bit of your own produce. having the ability to make that shelfstable for 25 years with single digit percentage nutrient loss could be a nice cherry on top.
for a rich prepper this would be a fun toy.
No.309193
i dont eat cows cause theyre my favorite animal. i dont care about health and i dont believe in voting with my wallet.
i think shitskins will torture cows for eternity and theres nothing i can do about it, and i think fat retarded americans will laugh at cow's suffering and make jokes about it and pay the shitskins to torture cows for eternity and theres nothing i can do about it.
its not about principle or "im changing the world one step at a time" copes or anything like this. i like cows, so i dont eat them. i had a panic attack the few times i tried years ago. i think theyre cute and i wish i could help them but i cant.
many other animals i dont give a fuck about. i just like cows lol. and they like me. im the cow whisperer.
No.309194
>>309193you had gay sex why are you still posting here? kill yourself eeriefaggot.
No.309197
>>309194>why are you still posting here?He comes here whenever he gets banned from the other imageboards.
No.309731
>>309730>Maybe the muscles doing the…peristalsis were supposed to be just valves letting food through or not by opening during movement.
Maybe when i do quick turns (imagine michael jackson standing in one spot and doing a 360° rotation quickly) and my body is subjected to all those strong g-forces, one of those valves opens and doesn't have to do peristalsis because the g-force of the turning-motion is doing the digestion.
The more i played with g-forces, the more surprising uses i found for them outside of mere play. It would be unusual for evolution to experience a force and not find a way to incorporate it into the lifeform. The principle of lymphatic flow is similar. The body assumes the person uses all the muscles so the muscles have the additional responsibility of pumping the lymphatic juices around the body.
No.309733
>>309165going without meat makes me feel like death. I need meat for good health. Omitting all plant matter has actually made me feel much better.
No.309736
>>309733>going without meat makes me feel like deathyeah at first but the body will (attempt to) learn to digest whatever you will give it. you might never have left the gravity of the habit.
i wonder if you have maggots in your gi-tract that help you break down the meat. not maggots as in parasites, i mean maggots as in valued members of your digestion strategy that help you to do the job your body isn't adequately equipped to.
No.309737
>>309736Meat is probably the easiest whole food for the human body to digest so I’m not sure what you are saying. One thing I noticed upon adopting an all meat diet was thing my stools are now all soft, easily passed. Recent attempts to reintroduce vegetation hardened my stool and made them much larger and difficult to evacuate.
No.309739
>>309737>Meat is probably the easiest whole food for the human body to digest so I’m not sure what you are saying.yeah when you have handfulls of maggots in your innerds that eat the meat for you and you just digest their poop. other then that i imagine meat to by quite the cumbersome load to digest in this human washing machine. when meat lays around and no vulture finds it, it goes through all those stages, i forgot the exact names, putrefaction. all the stages also happens in a cat with the notable difference that the cat has a digestion that is evolved around it. the cat has a digestive system that has been learning how to digest nothing but meat. length of different parts of the gi tract, ph values of the digestive juices, times the food remains in each part, etc.
but the cat has the meat hardware, they are actual carnivores. humans just pretend to be. they can get some low efficiency percentage and do it but with hardware that is designed to make quick use of fruits, vegetables and nuts. the human body is not designed to accommodate the complex meat decaying stages.
>One thing I noticed upon adopting an all meat diet was thing my stools are now all soft, easily passed. Either you are brilliantly responsible when it comes to chewing (which most people are bad at) or maybe a fungus department opened up in your gi tract.
>Recent attempts to reintroduce vegetation hardened my stool and made them much larger and difficult to evacuate.i can't recommend fasting enough even to a sinner like you, taking the time to really completely shit yourself empty is such a blessing health-wise.
No.309741
>>309739> yeah when you have handfulls of maggots in your innerds that eat the meat for you and you just digest their poop.No, it’s more because humans have extremely high levels of stomach acidity, proteases, lipases, large gall bladders, etc. that make digestion of meat quite simple.
No.309743
>>309741>humans have extremely high levelsi'd imagine the body knows how to dial it up or down depending on how demanding the load is. i don't know what to think when i read people talk about ph values. i can't measure those easily. i can look at anatomical layout of the organs though.
i dunno about pure meat eaters specifically but omnivores seem to get their gall bladders mostly disabled at some point because they are filled with toxic stones.
i flushed out my gallbladder with epsom salt once, stones did came out! i let them lay out in the sun and they melted (they were fat-based so the fat soaked the paper tray they were on) and what remained was a white powder. i was surprised to see i have any. IS A STRANGE FEELING TO SHIT LITTLE PEA SIZED THINGS OUT THAT WERE STUCK INSIDE AN ORGAN… i wished them out of the toilet with a plastic fork.
i remember feeling better after though. i should have started round 2 months ago.
No.309744
>>309743Gall stones are often caused by not eating enough fat, since fat causes the gall bladder to contract and releases its’ contents. It’s pretty impossible to get a gallstone eating all meat. Some people will notice gall bladder pain upon adopting a high fat diet, but this is generally because they already had gall stones, but now the fat is causing their gallstone to contract which is squeezing on existing stones.
I would be willing to bet you had a low fat diet previously if you developed gallstones, or that you fasted a lot, which also causes gallstones since the gall bladder is not contracting.
No.309746
>>309743also I’m just going to be real with you, you did not flush a gall stone. Not sure if you are serious or trolling but that is not possible.
No.309753
>>309739>quick use of fruits, vegetables and nutsWhy are you talking out of your ass?
Have you eaten more than a 300 grams of any nut? You will shit yourself.
No.309755
>>309753Not that guy, but if I ate 300 grams of nuts, I would not shit for a week without laxative assistance.
No.309757
>>309744>Gall stones are often caused by not eating enough fati vaguely remember reading in the book of the inventor of the liver gallbladder flush (Andreas Moritz) that he believes that gallstones are concentrated poisons that has been collected there. makes sense to me.
>I would be willing to bet you had a low fat diet previously if you developed gallstones,i don't think you talk about the same thing as i am. "gall stones" probably refers to the diseased state, means when they become too big and cause problems and some people surgically remove them or whatever other silly shenanigans they have thought of. i too would believe most people have stones in there but only in a few people they escalate. maybe people who don't have the escalation with it still suffer from their sickening presence more subtly and holistically.
No.309758
>>309757oh ok. thanks for confirming you are talking about some woowoo made up shit.
No.309759
>>309746>also I’m just going to be real with you, you did not flush a gall stone. Not sure if you are serious or trolling but that is not possible.i did what is called the "liver-gallbladder flush" i don't think there is a simple way to only flush the gallbladder and not the liver.
when you do an image search for 'liverstones gallbladderstones' you can see a few pictures of them.
this one is what mine looked like mostly. small size, something between a grain of rice and a pea. mostly green and soft, only a few where slightly brown-ish but still mostly green and they did not seem hard like little stones from the pond. (which is a good sign. if they were big and hard i would have reason to worry)
if you have looked at a few pictures it makes sense, the more they concentrate the browner and harder they become.
i believe this to be nice maintenance for the human body.
No.309760
>>309753>Have you eaten more than a 300 grams of any nut?in one setting? that sounds a bit much, that's how much obelix would eat lol.
No.309761
>>309755>Not that guy, but if I ate 300 grams of nuts, I would not shit for a week without laxative assistance.maybe you are lacking g-force assistance.
No.309762
>>309761No, I just cannot digest nuts so they cause constipation.
No.309765
>>309758>oh ok. thanks for confirming you are talking about some woowoo made up shit.that's why i did it. i wanted to know if this made up and since green stones actually did come out i conclude that at least this is not made up.
No.309766
>>309762>No, I just cannot digest nuts so they cause constipation.maybe the when you eat the nuts they are currency in a gang war between the parasites and the fungi inside your bowels.
No.309767
>>309766I can see how nuts would foster the growth of harmful microorganisms.
No.309768
>>309744>I would be willing to bet you had a low fat diet previouslyi don't really know what a high fat diet is. eating butter and joghurt all day?
for the longest time i ate a pretty varied omnivorish diet. i ate meat, schnitzel, döner, fried chicken, used butter, drank milk, cooked with cream, drank coffee, ate pizza, baked stuff with cheese on top, ate pasta and rice curries, ice cream. i did use vegetables a bit in cooking, even left a few raw and rarely if ever did i eat fruit.
now after having experimented so much with the vegan stuff i rarely eat the industrialized stuff.
No.309770
>>309768Such a diet of oily fried breads and sugars is going to present many ill effects.
No.309771
>>309767>I can see how nuts would foster the growth of harmful microorganisms.apparently when people don't exercise enough and their lymphatic pathways don't get emptied of waste, microorganisms start to live in them and digest the waste.
i heard anecdotes from naturopaths that said their patients spontaneously pooped out little pieces of what looked like moss but turned out to be some kind of fungus that lived in between the folds of the bowels for a long time.
i wonder how true it is and how many are actually hotels for all kinds of creatures.
No.309772
>>309770>Such a diet of oily fried breads and sugars is going to present many ill effects.yeah, i was lucky that i at least did not eat enormous portions or drown myself in alcohol. i handled it pretty well i guess.
No.309775
>>309760You can eat 300g of meat in like 3 bites and have a nice poop afterwards.
If nuts were digestible 300g of nuts would not cause any problems.
No.309776
>>309768When talking about gall bladder issues, the usual culprit is a lack of fat in absolute terms. The term high fat diet would be better used to represent a diet that is proportionally high in fat. It sounds like you were just eating a ton of sugar mixed with fat, which is a recipe for diabetes. You really cannot eat both, you can either base your diet on fat or on carbs, but the combination is a recipe for degenerative diseases.
No.309777
>>309775>300 gramsI eat 2-3 pounds(908-1362 grams) of meat every day and my poops are soft. Nuts would give me the hugest hardest shits even after taking laxatives.
No.309778
>>309775>You can eat 300g of meat in like 3 bitesthis sounds like the words of someone who probably bites way too big bites and then only chews half and swallows the rest whole.
i keep thinking the stommach expects food to be moist, in the form of a liquid that has solved food particles in it.
what a dumb reason to live a life of sickness, not chewing the food enough so that the body can't even move it around.
No.309780
>>309777>Nuts would give me the hugest hardest shits even after taking laxatives.in the last few days i often ate around 100g-200g nuts in an evening (roasted hazelnut), no pooping problems, the morning after they are out.
digestive times are quite different depending on what is currently eaten.
watermelon digests in a matter of minutes! in the deep vegan circles some say a healthy humans poops shortly after the meal 3 times a day.
i experienced this during fruitjuice fasting, which is an amazing way to live. all the ridiculous memes about it are all true. it feels like rain after a drought, it feels like everything makes sense again. it felt so good and made me think how nice life would be if this was the normal human experience. i think if people knew they could feel this good as a baseline, few people would eat anything but the juicy and sweet plants.
No.309781
>>309780You are batshit insane
No.309783
>>309781bats only eat fruit so they shit good. To be insanely batshitting in the case of one's diet is a good thing.
No.309784
>>309781"hey man lets have a party and invite the fool who chooses to react to everything by calling it crazy"
-no one ever
No.309785
a while back i was in a government office and i remember being shocked by the morbidly obese security employees.
i wonder if it is even possible to become that fat with vegan food. i guess when the food is sufficiently industrialized and concentrated it is possible. with breads, pasta and sugary drinks probably.
No.309786
>>309785Humans can metabolize the sugars in fruits and vegetables and store it as fat provided a calorie surplus was also consumed. Not as efficiently as herbivores, but the fat the is formed is "better" in that it bears more energy and doesn't calcify.
No.309788
>>309786>and store it as fati'm not so sure that this old meme holds true with the storing fat. there are a lot of people who believe that they have a reservoir of fat that they can depend on in times of need however there are other explanations for such buildup like lymphatic congestion.
storing fat makes it sound like this is a wise choice by the body to invest in future energy but maybe it is just an involuntary accumulation that may or may not contain fat. why assume it is cleverly stored fat when it could be a system exceeding it's waste-handeling capacity.
when the shit is too big to be flushed down the toilet, you wouldn't assume that the toilet is 'storing' a shit in case there is a drought of shits in the near future. the toilet could then nibble on the shit during the drought.
No.309789
>>309788Yeah what you say holds up especially in regards to fats the body is storing that it pieced together from existing fats such as those in meat and oils, which is ironic that the body so easily holds on to them because those don't give much real energetic return when burned off. The chemical composition of fats that have been cooked then eaten isn't adequate to supplement what the brain and organs need to refuel after exertion. Just as you can't graft a piece of raw steak on to your bicep and have the body fuse it together to make a stronger muscle, the body can't take an animal's dead fat and digest it without burning away those good nutrients. What doesn't denature beyond usability is getting eaten by bacteria anyway.
The fat built from scratch out of sugars is much more efficient because it's human fat made by the human specifically for when the human is faced with periods of not having food. This is the high quality fat that makes up the tallow of the kidney and the white of the muscles. It takes a lot to build up a noticeable reserve of it, but by the time you do it's safe to assume that the fat that goes unseen is plentiful and of high quality.
No.309834
i'm drinking fresh squeezed grapefruit juice. not only is this proper food for me, the juice is also cleaning fluid that is scrubbing the grime from my insides. also it is electric, means my nervous system can eat the electricity in it.
>>309789>holds on to themthis is what the situation looks to me from an infrastructure perspecive:
i see a rubber barrel that is supposed to collect rainwater next to a house. someone tries to drain it with a gardenhose and the gardenhose can't even drain enough water for the rubberbarrel to stop growing. it is too thin! so not only is the barrel not draining, it is getting fuller from still collecting all the rain!
some food digests too slow and is getting stuck in the system. there is no 'holding' going on… 'holding' would imply not being overwhelmed and defeated by the general situation.
No.309838
>>309836>>309837None of this is "vegan lore". It's a scientific study spearheaded by esoteric Hitlerite bodybuilders. When the vegans share it, they conveniently exclude the fact that raw meat is loaded with enough electricity to fry 6,000,000 bodies in under 6 years.
No.309839
>>309838>None of this is "vegan lore".excuse me sir this is the deep vegan lore department, not the shallow vegan department.
>It's a scientific study spearheaded by esoteric Hitlerite bodybuilders. i am surprised to have never heard of this.
>When the vegans share it, they conveniently exclude the fact that raw meat is loaded with enough electricity to fry 6,000,000 bodies in under 6 years.yeah protein is quite the energysource, look at the cats, you can't jump like a cat. you are probably very far away from being a cat, if you pass out, the ambulance needs a crane.
but can you use this energy? and is it better then what i have?
No.309840
>>309839>is it better then what i have?I have several firearms, which I can use to explode your head
No.309841
>>309840>I have several firearms, which I can use to explode your headany bitch can pick up a gun and shoot around. what's so impressive about that to you?
No.309842
>>309841>what's so impressive about that to you?The fact that when I do it, you die
No.309843
>>309842>The fact that when I do it, you diei guess you would hope that this would stop you from feeling inferior to me if i would not exist anymore.
probably wont work because then you just encounter someone else who you feel inferior towards to. maybe it is just your nature to be inferior to others and the guns are in the way of you being yourself.
No.309847
vegans will literally die if they run for 11 minutes or are startled by a loudnoise
No.309853
never heard a doctor talk about electricity in food. one more reason not to trust them.
thought they do know a little about electricity. my father was at a neurologist once and apparently they just had a multimeter for humans, they would hold one end somewhere further up the body and then the other end to his toe and by that the neurologist could tell that one leg is getting less electricity and found out he was pinching a leg nerve by putting his leg over the other while sitting.
No.309858
plants are poison
No.309866
>>309858carnivores stink so bad and also their sinuses are permablocked so they are paying the meat with their ability to smell properly.
when a carnivore farts or shits it smells so unpleasant.
when i eat with maximum deep vegan discipline, my farts smell like delicious soups. you would never even suspect you would smell my fart. you'd assume some neighbor must be cooking.
my farts smell so good, they make other people hungry.
No.309874
>>309852>>309849do you have some sort of private definition for electricity or are you just loosely referring to 'life force' or 'energy'
No.309876
>>309866farting is a sign of digestive problems. if you only eat meat you don't fart, only if you add dairy or eggs.
No.309877
>>309876>only if you add dairy or eggsNeither of which cause digestive problems.
No.309878
>>309866you dont fart if you are on carnivore.
No.309880
>>309878projection. i'm a carnivore and not only do i crack ass daily, i do so proudly and loudly
No.309892
>>309880Doubt you are on carnivore. If you are eating spices of any kind, dairy of any kind, or really any plan material, you are not on carnivore. but realistically you are just the weird vegan guy rping
No.309897
>>309877
>Neither of which cause digestive problems.eggs are basically glue
No.309898
>>309880>projection. i'm a carnivore and not only do i crack ass daily, i do so proudly and loudlybut what are you so proud of, your farts are weapons. if you fart in a bus, the people suffer and scrunge their faces in disgust.
when i fart in the bus, the people get hungry and want to go to the restaurant.
No.309902
fun fact, if for weeks you only drink fresh squeezed watermelonjuice and eat nothing besides a few nibbles at the fresh watermelon pieces before you throw those in the juicer, after a few days you are pooped out of anything that was in your tunnel before and your poops turn bright pink. same color as the watermelonflesh. is quite the amusing spectacle to have a quick poop and realize that the sausage was pink! i should have seen it coming more but i remember being surprised about this the first time.
it was awesome, will do it again. i am suspicious of anyone who doesn't do stuff like that once in a while.
No.309906
this thread belongs on /b/
No.309918
>>309906>this thread belongs on /b/did you even read it? maybe it is too deep for you…
there are people choosing to sustain themselves completely different from you and you have no idea why they do it and no way to tell if their way is better or not. you tried barking at it but so far it remains mysterious to you.
the possibility exists that you are already so committed and habituated into an unhealthy way of life that you could not even leave it for something better if you wanted to.
No.309919
>>309918>actually attempting to pull a 2deep4uThis should really be all the evidence needed to throw this thread in the dum/b/ster
No.309946
another schizo lifestyle thread
No.309954
>>309946Another "health and nutrition is just a conspiracy theory" fat female post
No.309955
>>309954Veganism is not health, it is the antithesis of it.
No.310609
Vegans are mentally ill narcissists.
No.310610
It is just the non-aggression principle, don't attack those who haven't attacked you 1st
No.310611
Veganism might be too much but I'm confident we have way too much protein in our daily diet in this day and age. It wouldn't hurt to cut some of it. In fact I'm sure most people could just eat less in general and they would be better for it.
No.311414
truwizards go vegan
>nooooo you'll starve to death
ok?
No.311415
>>310610Plants have not attacked me
No.311430
>>311414Self harm and fanatism is not wizardly, in fact its anathema to wizardhood.
No.311434
>>311415dead animals also tend not to attack people
No.311435
>>311434Fugu fish kills several people a year in Japan in its dead form.
There are also lots of mushrooms that kill people. Mushrooms are hostile.
No.311439
new deep vegan news: i fasted myself down to being underweight (BMI was ~17.5) and in the summer of 2022 i stopped. i looked like the typical starving vegan that fat people picture in their head. i lost so much weight that my eyes hurt because my face was collapsing and skin was pushing on my eyeballs. felt like my eyeballs were wearing heavy backpacks!
now in early 2024 i am at bmi 23. i did not even realized i gained this much weight because my belly isn't fat. i was surprised to find that it is all muscles. i'd say 70% leg muscles and 30% upper body muscles.
here is what i have been eating mostly since being underweight:
-fruit (apples, bananas, grapes, tomato)
-vegetables (cucumber, bell pepper, cabbage, onion, garlic, potato, sweet potato)
-grainy stuff (lentils, rice, spelt and millet)
-nuts (hazelnut, cashew, walnut, chestnut)
-fatty stuff (coconut milk, peanut butter, sesame paste, avocado)
-bread only once in a while
-vegan chocolate once i a while
-potato chips maybe once a month
other then that not really much of anything. pretty happy with the diet. of course any amount of bread and chips is too much but it was not that much.
must be very confusing to a typical mass formation victim to look at what i eat and hear that i have not only gained weight with that (i keep hearing them obediently repeating their malnutrition mantras) but i have actually gained significant muscle. normal people believe protein is necessary to build muscles, yet i have ingested hardly any, no animal products for ~8 years now and i eat tofu like twice in a year. then how did i build the muscles? they don't know and they can't make sense of it.
is interesting to have strong muscles in the leg, i never had this when i was younger. best way i can describe it is that i have very strong suspension in my legs now. feels like walking on clouds. the muscles are not big but they work excellently for my lifestyle. i probably can't use them to push weights in a gym but they give me the endurance to move all day every day. i just don't get tired. i can't tire myself out, there is always more energy. movement is very effortless right now. when i sprint, i can sprint way more forceful now because my legs with those strong suspensions can much better handle the higher impact of more brutal leg movement. i use them differently too. i can make new rotational movements with my legs and i can stand up from chairs at a speed that would worry most people. my leg movements are all elegantly flowing, connected into each other in a way that wastes less energy and make me move faster. if i knew this was possible for a human, i would have wanted to have it when i was young.
No.311441
>>311439>he thinks he's gaining muscle by eating potato chips and breadLmfao!
No.311446
>>311441as i said, normie you can't make sense of it. you are not programmed to understand this and it is outside of normal orthodoxy.
you're like a muslim experiencing something allah has not prepared you for.
No.311956
>>311441Vegans are deluded man, nothing beats animal based food in terms of nutrient density and bioavailability. Anon would be better off with just eggs and beef. No seed oils, carbs, processed junk, etc.
No.312054
>>311909>"Roman soldiers ate meat, and lots of it. Elite triarii units composed of the most physically capable men would get triple meat rations. Salted meats were parts of their rations, along with hardtack, wine, and vinegar. Hardtack was a form of disc bread made from flour, water and salt. Roman soldiers referred to hardtack as “sheet iron crackers” or “tooth duller” because it was so hard.Jason Halliday, "A companion to the Roman Army" UCL
No.312067
>>311956>nothing beats animal based food in terms of nutrient density but why would that ever matter in an affluent industrial culture with supply chains? it doesn't. you act like life is tetris. nutrient density. what a bunch of horseshit. WAITER I CAN NOT EAT THIS FOOD, IT IS NOT NUTRIENT DENSE ENOUGH. bitch press your food into pills then! can't you just eat more of the less dense food? of course. do you really eat less of this dense food while you are still hungry? because that is what it would mean to understand the density. but most don't. they eat their garbage animal food not until they are no longer hungry but they eat so much of it that they get fat and nasty. and they drink alcohol because their doctor told them it is ok.
you sound like you listen to music based on which songs can be most densely packed into a .zip file.
you probably wear a labcoat and work hard to make the food even denser. maybe you heat it to drive all the moisture out and then you vacuum it to get all the air out and then you put the vacuum bag into a hydraulic press to pack it as densely as possible and then when you take one bite from it, you instantly get dry mouth from it as it draws what little moisture is in your head like a sponge. thank god for your important work on the reputable scientific field of nutrientdensitymaximization.
>bioavailabilityprotein is not bioavailable, it has to be broken into the stuff your body actually is trying to get. i just eat the stuff you have to break the protein into directly; while suffering from none of the drawbacks you are subject to like disgusting body odour and being on your last nerve constantly because your food does not contain enough electricity to recharge your nervous system (which is electrical, much like your brain).
my body can instantly use the stuff you have to refine from protein. basically you use an emulator while i am on original hardware. while i can use my actual capacity, you have to use a virtual machine and waste your capacity. and while the food in your nasty bowels is still fermenting and putrefying (yeah. look at putrefaction, what a ridiculous process it is that you expect your body to badly emulate) i just draw out the energy, poop often and insult your boss on the internet, making sure to mention the overwhelming lack of dignity.
no man you don't get it and you are playing a different game. misguided. you volunteer to play a game i consider punishment. you must have been a bad person.
No.312069
Is this what happened to the monkmode guy? I've heard Vegan muscle gain is a very difficult process
No.312070
hey bros
No.312072
Freeze dried food is gross, even if it maintained the same nutrition it wouldn’t be worth it. Vegetables are best enjoyed straight out of the ground, that is the only vegan diet I can respect.
No.312099
>>312069>I've heard Vegan muscle gain is a very difficult processwhen you say muscle gain you probably mean bodybuilding. having muscles that look big but don't necessarily perform the best in real world physical activity. doesn't look too difficult to me. check the youtuber called simnet nutrition. the dude eats lots of tofu and vegan protein powder but he also eats plenty from the more sensible and useful side of veganism. berries, smoothies, raw fruits and vegetables. i learned how to make nice sauces from the dude and the sauces revolutionized my salad game. (i make them raw cabbage meals with a sauce made from sesame paste, herbs, spices, tons of tomato and fresh grapefruit juice. when i eat them while i am active, i shit like a rhino. ridiculously gigantic fiberous shits, which is a very funny contrast when i am used to having these thin, frequent fruit shits that are barely wider then toothpaste coming out of the tube.)
myself i like them allday muscles. i just use my muscles all day and they do get a bit bigger and pronounced but what i like about my muscles is that i can not exhaust them. i don't do 3 sets of 10 reps as hard as i can and then rest for days, i do hours and hours of activity. running, skating, dancing mostly. i can go all day every day. my muscles are for actual usage, for mastery of movement. i don't need my muscles to lift heavy, they are like springs, they allow me to keep movement going with very little loss of speed.
also everything that has a lot of muscles ha the ability to be kind of a sensory organ. my feet (no matter if they walk or balance on something that rolls) with the right shoes become like an additional sense because through their counterbalancing of groundimperfections they create a map. is a map of grouninformation that tells me the probability of how slippery it is, which in term tells me the road grip which in term tells me how reckless i can drive. on a perfectly smooth, even, dry, dustfree, warm surface some shit can happen that makes a normie who does not have feet that collect ground information scratch his head and question his sanity.
No.312102
>>312072>Freeze dried food is gross, even if it maintained the same nutrition it wouldn’t be worth it. Vegetables are best enjoyed straight out of the ground, that is the only vegan diet I can respect.i don't remember ever having any. the freeze drying is a meme reserved for those who have so much free electricity from solar panels that they don't know what to do with it and look for creative ways to stock a more healthy survival bunker.
obviously the fresh produce is the best. freezedry a cucumber or a watermelon would be so pointless. also it disrespects how precious the plantjuices are. the water from a cucumber is so much better then drinking just water from the tap. same with watermelon. the lack of shelfstability of the produce is precisely what makes it so valuable and alive.
HAVE YOU EVEN DRANK HALF A LITER OF FRESH WATERMELON JUICE ON AN EMPTY STOMMACH? it is a feeling to the body like when a desert finally gets that rain that it has been waiting for.
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this is how dramatic i imagine it to be in the body when half a liter of fresh watermelonjuice arrives in the stommach. BITCHES THIS IS NOT A DRILl I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL MEN ON DECK WE JUST RECEIVED A SHIPPMENT OF THE GOOD STUFF. NO TIME TO WASTE THIS STUFF IS VOLATILE.
>we can't use it though because there is still pizza in the bowels.FUCK THE PIZZA, POOP IT OUT.
>but it is not digested yet, we went through all the trouble of…THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW, POOP IT, THE WATERMELON IS MUCH BETTER, GET THE PIZZA OUT THE WAY SO THE JUICE CAN DIGEST UNINHIBITED
>yeah you're right, that's probably better. who knows when we ever get stuff that good ever again given how the idiot chooses his food…. commencing poop out!and then suddenly all systems that have laid dormant turn on again!
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every time i have some when i have not had any in a long time, i have to lean on something for a 1-3 minutes and breathe heavy because it feels so overwhelming. this is slightly uncomfortable but it passes when i remember to just breathe harder. i can not encounter something so strong as the watermelon with weakbreath, i have to switch into strongbreath. not doing this would be disrespectful towards optimal human fuel.
oh and i don't just drink half a liter, i monofast on it. like 6-8 liters throughout a day. i drink nothing else. i eat nothing else except for maybe a few bites of watermelonheart because it is soo good, juicing the best part would be blasphemous. i've done this for 3 days, i've done this for a week, i've done this for 3 weeks, i've done it for a month, i've done longer fruit fasted but i think my longest monojuicefast was a month of watermelon juice.
it is quite the overlooked experience. you see me writing these textwalls like it was nothing but currently i am at ~10% of what i feel like during monojuicefast. it is just infinite energy. it is so overwhelming. it is like winning the lottery and having no idea how to use the money. it is like having a day that is 48 hours long but since i have been living on 24 hour days, my habits and lack of experience leave me to be very clumsy with handling the power. makes me feel like an idiot having so much power and being so inept at investing it in my life and solve problems and shiet. oh and god damn how disgustingly greedy the people around behave. they can feel something is up but they can not make sense of it, they just want to be near it.
No.312152
>>312116
>!!!!!!
the empty exclamation marks are a sobering reminder of how little energy you have. they represent what you would have written had you made better choices and subsequently would have been able to wield more energy.
your imageboardgame is weak and not to poop only on you, wizards in my threads have done a poor job defending their way of life in the face of mine. seems like you can not even turn around as fast as i can run around you. when i post here i feel like i post in an oldfolks home. to me you seem demented.
you are probably sweating and breathing hard from having to exert energy to write your oneline shitpost. when you poop, it probably feels like running a marathon and you are tired and exhausted after.
No.312154
>>312152Reddit Spaceman dishing out ice cold facts
No.312157
>>312154you know when someone in the movie is injured badly and wants to say some irrelevant shit and then the other person gently places the finger on the injuree's lips and says "shhh conserve your energy"? that's how i imagine your entire life. you trying to say some shit to me that has been said millions of times before by equally generic people and i just think you should not waste your breath and bother repeating something that someone else said to you that you don't really mean.
you are like a phone that is down to five percent and then you plug the cable in and bring it right back up to ten percent.
No.312186
>>312182>Redditspacingi don't know what that is but i've heard equally trivial people say it so it is probably meaningless.
i do know what the theater of acting amused means though. that means you've made the mistake of comparing yourself to me and now you feel small and the ego-repair mechanism inside you came up with nothing better then accusing me of the thing you experienced. like a soldier in bootcamp you must have allowed your creativity to be ripped right out of your body.
No.312189
>>312186redditspacing:
>jumping two line to make a new paragraph No.312190
>>312189>jumping two line to make a new paragraphwhat's wrong with that?
does
this
trigger
you?
or are you just desperate to find reasons to have a conflict?
No.312191
>>312190not the same anonymage. I just wanted to tell you what is the redditspacing
No.312193
>>312191>not the same anonymage. I just wanted to tell you what is the redditspacingthank you for being so generous with your time. you could have done anything in the world with the valuable few seconds yet you chose to explain something to me.
having said that, i guess the thing i wanted to know is this: why is reddit spacing?
frankly i believe what yall non-player-characters would call non-reddit spacing is retarded because it is inconsiderate of the reader and also of the translation of thought into text. i guess there are a lot of people trapped in habit, too busy to realize that digital text has transcended many of the limitations of analog text. and there is no reason to carry them into the future when strictly better forms of expression are available.
WHATisTHIStypeOFspacingCALLEDohWISEspacingEXPERT?isTHISproperSPACINGwhereYOUareFROM?allCONDENSEDtogether.THISisPROBABLYveryPOPULARwithTHEfansOFnutrientDENSEfood:DENSETEXT.
dense people start dancing when i write the densetext. nutrientdense food and information-dense text, NO SPACING ALLOWED ERRBODY KNOWS SPACING IN TEXT IS A MENTAL DISORDER!
No.312212
>>312194what is wrong with leaving space in text?
No.312215
>>312212Context dependent but it's something that marks outsiders from redzit because they do it to make their post look bigger to get more attention or something.
It can also being annoying when gaps make no sense and make the post harder to read instead of easier.
Lastly phone posters do it a lot because proof reading on a phone without the gaps is difficult.
No.312216
>>312215second time i am utterly speechless by the low quality of reasoning displayed here. there is nothing in that post i consider valid. just drama, just another act in the theater for me to disregard and twist my face in befuddlement and disgust.
i can appreciate you took the time to write it out though.
space can emphasize distance between thoughts. when i go on a tangent and believe something is worth mentioning that is completely different then the previous sentence, i give it space because that's like a new topic. for posts that are thousands of words long that is way better for the reader to get an idea of what the words where meant to point towards. when you eat a sandwich, you bite of pieces of it and chew it, don't you? you don't swallow the whole sandwich, you divide it in manageable pieces. that's better in eating and in writing.
also sometimes linebreaks can be unlucky, that means you can write something and when you just hit enter once then depending on windowsize and fontsize, the linebreak might be near the end of the line and then pushes the following line where the word wrap would have put the next word automatically. that means only a fool who doesn't understand that his linebreak can be hidden would hit the enter just once. and every of these fools uses the term reddit-space…
it also helps to keep an overview when you change the window to another monitor
yall furries pretend that getting a wall of text with thousands of characters is better then a nicely laid-out text with paragraphs of different sizes.
i bet if someone would come here and answer you a long post and was nice enough to invent a table of content in the beginning so you ungrateful smelly hobos can navigate the text better, you'd still complain.
if complaining made the world better, this world would be paradise. here have this rare meme of the conformist chip cookie, disgraceful bunch of conformists too busy questioning your bad habits.
No.312217
>>312216I ain't reading your bullshit rant, nor do I care.
No.312226
>>312217caring to inform me that you do not care is still a form of caring. while i appreciated that you've bothered to reveal what little consideration you put into your words, i've seen the way you think and communicate and your face-saving theater isn't fooling anyone.
have i known you would turn out to be such a disappointment, i would not have responded to someone as dull as you.
No.312305
>>312216Now that picture brings me way back.
No.312341
>>312305>Now that picture brings me way back.this is a rare meme i found 2008, i consider it years ahead of it's time.
memes have been getting way better in the last years and compared to the best current memes the old ones have trouble holding up, however this one is still up there for me.