No.223629
yeah my wand is so small i doubt it can even penetrate through the thighs to reach the hole
even if i somehow manage to trick a succ into it i would never be able to please her with my shrimp, and if im not able to please her she will just have sex with another man and cuck me behind my back
only thing i can do now is reject any sexual advances so that i don't embarrass myself as a volcel wiz
No.223646
>>223629>volcelit's just "cel"
No.223648
>>223646no. there is a distinction between
lNvoluntarily CELibate ugly normies who hit on and swipe on thousands of succubi and still get 0 dates or sex ever.
vs. VOLuntarily CELibate men like me who never even attempted to have sex with anyone, and have no desire to even try.
No.223736
>>223648It's not that cut and dry. There are crabs who "never even attempted to have sex with anyone, and have no desire to even try." out of hopelessness from earlier experiences (being called ugly, succubi avoiding them, or acting disgusted during class interactions…), and they cope by calling themselves volcel.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.223737
>>223736Why would you even be on a wizard site if you're not s volcel? crabs have their own forums.
No.223765
>>223737point of contention: how many supposed volcels here would be volcels if they weren't crabs at first? you may claim to be a counterexample but a cursory glance at the catalog quickly reveals that to be the exception.
No.223782
>>222744I do relate to this a lot. I think of sex as akin to flying, teleportation, time travel etc. I'm able to "imagine" it, I'm able to understand the idea of it, but to me it's so incomprehensible that anyone actually has sex that it is not something I really desire or wish I was able to do.
No.223783
>>223765Normies can't be volcels, ugly normies end up as ịncels because every succubi they ever hit on in real life, tinder, studies and work reject them.
Non-nt wizards who never even tried to hit on a succubus and have no intention of ever doing so, are volcel.
No.223784
>>223783>Non-nt wizards who never even tried to hit on a succubus and have no intention of ever doing so, are volcel.>Non-ntAnd queue you describing "neurotypical" as anyone who shows an semblance of not being a total bathtub shitter
No.223785
>>223784Practically all the normies who end up sexless virgins are just physically repulsive, they often have careers, jobs, hobbies etc. but simply can't get laid. Their lives don't resemble the typical wizard at all (of whom many rarely even leave their homes, especially hikikomori in Japan).
No.223786
>>222745unironically this, even in jails. ugly, hairy, balding men with long beards get raped just because someone is too sexually repressed to the degree even said person is "fuckable" to them
No.223794
>>223786Jail sex isn't about sexual repression, it's about dominating others, making yourself the boss over another, weaker male. It's a way of expressing your power level. It's a tool used to humiliate and shame.
No.223876
>>223875I never understood why normalfags even bother to come here shilling for sex and succubi. like whats the point? shouldnt normalfags be out there having sex instead of wasting their precious time here?
if Sex is really as good and important as normalfags claim why does it need such heavy advertisement and shilling?
why does it trigger them that we dont want it?
No.223878
>>223876Normalfags feel terrible after having sex. You know that post nut clarity you get after fapping? Especially after you do something shameful, like fuck a jar of peanut butter, or cum in your mouth. You realize that you allowed yourself to be carried by your retarded sex drive, and it brought you to this situation. Well, normalfags get that too, but it's orders of magnitude worse. The succubus he fucked seemed like a hot dame before the coom, but the post nut clarity made him painfully aware that it's a stanky roastie, and there is coom and slime everywhere, and it's fucking disgusting, and now she's gonna bitch about her bullshit too, oh fuck why did I make this happen, the normalfag thinks to himself.
Now, you may think, most people aren't like that, surely not. And you'd be right, but we're talking about normalfags who come to post on wizchan. Most people, actual normal people, have normal sex lives with normal succubi and they probably feel satisfied after having sex. But not the wizchan posting normalfag. He is a loser of the worst kind, he only has sex with literal whores, paid prostitutes. He is aware of his trashiness, but in his mind, having sex with skanks is still better than not having sex at all.
So this piece of garbage who lost his dignity to a whore, he comes here and shills for sex and succubi to make himself feel better. He can't stand the superiority of wizards over him, so he tries to destroy, or at least disrupt this place. He wants to bring others down to his level because he can't pull himself up.
btw I don't actually know any of this, I conjured this wisdom through magic
No.223879
>>223878Absolute unadulterated truth.
No.223888
>>223877I can relate to you very much. You aren't alone. I can't fit in or I don't want to fit in anywhere either. If I feel people are somehow similar to me then I always look for some excuse to make myself seem different from them. In your case the difference between us is that I do hate people. I can't be indifferent towards normals. They just ruin my life every single time I have to be around them.
>>223878The "normalfags" who supposedly post here aren't even normalfags imo, they are just simple failed normalfag trolls who bully others to feel better about themselves.
No.224046
>>222742At least 50% of us could get on a dating app right now and fuck.
Here's my excuses for why I dont
>not uggo but very fat, and "le put the fork down" doesnt work for me because food gives me energy to wageslave all day>still stay at home, and I'm terrified of driving anywhere that isnt work or the gas station, so I couldnt pick up a date and bring her to a hotel or whatever>small dick but that's the least of my concerns at this point. im a submissive fag who could get off from eating pussy alone and i doubt most chicks would pass up a free tonguejob No.224047
>>224046Lmao. There are literal athletic highly salaried extroverted normies who just got unlucky with face genetics or shortness whining on Reddit they can't get a single match on Tinder in months.
A fat geek would have literally 0 chance.
Also, I don't WANT to have sex nor deal with succubi unless forced to in an official capacity.
No.224048
>>224047>A fat geek would have literally 0 chance. Every fat geek I know has a girlfriend, wife, and some even have a child.
>I don't WANT to have sex nor deal with succubi unless forced to in an official capacity.There's no such thing as being forced to have sex, unless you're an Indian. Are you?
No.224053
>>224052
>normalfag
This is an extremely old imageboard term. It's from the 2000s
No.224054
>>224048Nobody denied they can't buy a trophy wife after 30-35 if they have a good salary. I mean that's my parents in a nutshell.
No.224069
>>224046>>224047Dating apps were designed for succubi to choose partners. Most men aren't successful with it. As a succubus you only have to upload a pic about yourself and even if you are ugly or old some desperate guy will text you. Not some, but dozens. Even 1/10 succubi have like a million guys texting them on these dating apps.
No.224070
>>224069painfully aware of that. it was actually hilarious how that delusional guy in this thread said half of wizards could just go on there today and have pick of the litter.
like no, that's not how it works at all. you need to look like a 9/10 male to get even remotely similar results to a 1/10 succubus. the vast majority of ordinary looking or ugly men get literally nothing from these apps and its very documented.
No.224073
>>224070He pulled out the dating app stats to "prove" that a dude needs to be top 10% in looks in order to have sex! LOL!
No.224074
so to put it very bluntly, about 2% of men who are extremely good looking basically get to form harems with the countless succubi who show sexual interest towards them on these dating apps.
the rest don't even get matches which they could use to talk to succubi. they just swipe and swipe and either get nothing all month or 1-2 matches from low quality individuals despite being a regular chubby guy with a job.
these apps are a joke for anyone who isn't a chad or succubus. they even harvest money from ugly guys in the form of gold and platinum memberships that "boost visibility" (which still leads to nothing because they are essentially advertising an old corolla (ugly face guy) while the app has a bunch of new lamborghinis (male models), so succubi have no incentive to settle on the lower option.
No.224075
/wiz/ - Succubi's dating preferences and lookism
No.224077
>>224073no, this discussion was only about internet dating apps. in real life an ugly guy can still throw money at the issue snd for example pay for a prostitute, or pay for a succubus to marry him and share his lifestyle if he has enough resources.
dating apps are a joke for ugly men.
also, a wizard has no incentive to be on one regardless
No.224078
>>224077>in real life an ugly guy can still throw money at the issue snd for example pay for a prostitute, or pay for a succubus to marry him and share his lifestyle if he has enough resources.Or he could meat a succubus through normal social activities, get to know her, win her over, get married, and have kids. That's how 99% of men do it, even those you'd obsessively call ugly or sub-10% or some other /r9k/-ism
No.224079
>>224078that doesn't happen to 99 percent of men that's why so many are single and sexless you retard
No.224080
>>224077>pay for a prostitutethat's not a solution. You can't have a relationship with a prostitute and she sees you as another loser who needs to pay for sex so she will never respect you or be interested in you.
>pay for a succubus to marry himthat's not an option for most men. succubi already outearn men or make as much money as them. Most succubi will rather be single and hookup with someone handsome than to be with an ugly guy who has money.
No.224081
>>224079>why so many are single and sexless you retardWe're not talking about India here.
No.224092
>>224078This is true. Most people just get to know a succubus they happened to meet randomly while either at work or at some social gathering. There is no big secret here.
>>224080>she sees you as another loser who needs to pay for sex so she will never respect you or be interested in youYou just described the average succubus in average relationshit. So what's the problem with prostitutes really?
>Most succubi will rather be single and hookup with someone handsome than to be with an ugly guy who has money.Oh wow, so how do you explain the fact that so many ugly people exist? Think about it. It's all about genes, right? How do you think those ugly genes got passed down to you or other ugly people? It's painfully obvious that there is a contradiction in your world-view. Succubi will rather fuck a rich orc or an ugly disgusting ex-con who appears to be tough than bother with a handsome man who is mentally retarded and socially awkward.
No.224099
>>224092>How do you think those ugly genes got passed down to you or other ugly people?>so how do you explain the fact that so many ugly people exist?because the succubi who reproduce are still ugly you stupid dumb fuck.
No.224107
>>224092Not only do ugly succubi pass on their genes, genetic recombination is a thing. Two relatively ok looking parenrs can produce an utterly hideous offspring.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_recombination No.224119
>>224099>>224107Regardless of this, the point still stands more or less. Ugly guys have gfs and wives all the time, even short guys too. But some people just refuse to understand reality, that succubi care more about money and power than they care about your muscles or jawline. crabs think it's all about their looks while the problem is with their mentality. We can argue whether personality can be inherited or not and if yes to what extent but that's besides the point. Looks only matter on dating apps, in real life it's different.
No.224271
>>222743I keep myself in shape out of pure fear because I want to be able to outrun anybody who wants to harm me, we are not the same
No.224278
>>224119The average fertile 18-25 year old isn't dating Bill Gates or other billionaires. They're dating broke hot guys who are 19-28.
No.224303
>>224278That's because ultra-rich people can only date or fuck so many hot young succubi. I mean it's natural that the majority would be left with your average poor "hot" guy.
No.224860
>>223358bringing up schopenhauer is muddling the discussion.
"it's all just a ruse" is still either a materialist way of thinking or at the very least a reductivist one, because even if schopenhauer was an idealist he still reduced all phenomena to the will and because of that ended up arriving to a conception of sex that is very much compatible with the dominant materialist one of today, even decades before darwin's scientific contributions.
so you need neither idealism nor "eastern philosophy and religion" to see that the sex drive itself has a very different purpose than the lived subjective experience it manifests as in individual organisms.
No.225329
Yes.
Had to tell a friend of my friend I have some potentially loose screws - so its better not to bother my poorly mounted sanity with sexxooo
No.225357
>>222742>I'm honestly not sure if I'm just asexual at this point. My single biggest fear is sex with a succubus, even if I was explicitly offered it I would most likely decline. I do everything in my power to make sure I'm as unattractive as possible, on the off chance a succubus might be attracted to me, which I find deeply disturbing. Does anyone else relate?Are you terrified of using VR? You'd have the visual without the physical presence.
No.225359
>>224860>see that the sex drive itself has a very different purpose than the lived subjective experience it manifests as in individual organisms.Are you still going on about it feels good but it is bad? It's still a partial perspective.
No.225363
>>225359It wasn’t necessarily about the physical pleasure of sex and sexual attraction (because it can have the exact opposite consequences) that I had in mind with that sentence, but the latent vs manifest functions of the sex drive.
For example, the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet’s love story (and the way both characters subjectively experience it) has nothing to do with reproduction and having kids, and them having sex has a completely different subjective meaning to them (manifest functions).
But then, why are a young man and a teenage virgin succubus so attracted to each other to begin with? And why does sex have so much significance in that? It’s for underlying biological causes going back billions of years directed at evolution through natural selection (latent functions) that are not immediately transparent to individual human consciousness and that humanity has only started to discover very late into its existence.
So yes, I’m still going on about this perspective, but I would say “it feels good” is kinda unfair as an interpretation since it also causes one to find love music, stories, art, etc., beautiful and noble and sublime. But that’s also part of evolution’s trick to get you to reproduce. (Obivously there are loopholes.)
What do you have in mind with partial? What do you think my perspective is missing?
No.225364
>>225363From a biological perspective it's obvious that everything we think, feel and do is related to survival and reproduction. The whole pessimistic tradition is based on the perspective that nature and society are organized in such a way that we are doomed to cause drama and suffering for ourselves and others. Alan Watts has addressed this perspective and put forward an alternative perspective with many of his books and lectures.
No.225365
>>225364we're undergoing a "population explosion" phase of a pump it - dump it
which can also be found in by-oh-lo-geekish cyclopedia sets