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04/01/25April fools!
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[–]  No.222742>>222745>>222754>>222755[Watch Thread]

I'm honestly not sure if I'm just asexual at this point. My single biggest fear is sex with a succubus, even if I was explicitly offered it I would most likely decline. I do everything in my power to make sure I'm as unattractive as possible, on the off chance a succubus might be attracted to me, which I find deeply disturbing. Does anyone else relate?

[–]  No.222743

Don't worry. In 2025, nobody is going to "offer it" to random autists.

As for the last part, I can't relate because I try to keep in shape purely for myself.
My face is ugly as sin and is what it is, but I want to be able to do physical work out in the woods and in the yards myself without outside help.

[–]  No.222744

>Does anyone else relate?
Not really. The idea of me having sex is so abstract and absurd to me, that I can't even imagine the series of events that could possibly lead up to it. Sometimes I feel like I'm in Truman Show, and "sex" is this fictional thing that everyone pretends to know about. Sex may as well not exist and it wouldn't change my reality.
But I do wear ugly clothes, they suit my ugly personality lol

[–]  No.222745

>>222742 (OP)
>I do everything in my power to make sure I'm as unattractive as possible
There are people who have sex with chicken carcasses inside septic tanks, and then people who fap to the video of it. No matter how disgusting you make yourself, someone out there will strive to collect your cum. People fuck CARS, OP. Your anus is NOT safe just because you don't shave your neckbeard. You need to be getting stronger, faster, more like an animal. The sex is coming for you no matter what and when it finds you, your only option will be to fight.

[–]  No.222746

im not terrified of it but i literally just dont care about it
it sounds like the most boring thing there possibly is
like you im not sure if its asexuality or chronic anhedonia

[–]  No.222747>>222752>>222753

Kek, like succubus go actively going out heading sex to any man or something. Just by the way you write you seems very clueless about how sexo works.

[–]  No.222752

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>>222747
>like succubus go actively going out heading sex to any man or something
they don't?

[–]  No.222753

>>222747
It can happen to very good looking men. Back in the day in settings with alcohol, today on Tinder.

But it doesn't concern anyone using this site. Heck, most wiz could actively pursue lowest of the lowest looking succubi and receive nothing but scorn and hate despite tens of thousands of attempts.

I don't give a shit about dating or normies. Different universe to the one I live in. Nor do I understand why any wizard entertains the idea.

[–]  No.222754

>>222742 (OP)
all of teh anatomical structuring of the entire body, learning about it in school was very traumatic to me. gut flora and mucous and how its produced is so disgusting i dont know how anybody has sex. gross insect colony, tree root shit blood circuitry and neurological system.
it's cool in like a "i can't believe god made such complex organisms" but it's also so deeply disgusting ive never had a boner for something IRL even once.
"The Cowper's gland is the main source of the pre-ejaculate fluid. It is situated below the prostate and is also called the bulbourethral gland. It produces an alkaline, mucus-like fluid during sexual stimulation.
Pre-ejaculation fluid neutralizes the acidity in the urethra. Urine is often acidic and leaves an acidic residue in the urethra. Sperm don't thrive in an acidic environment."
gay guys think pre is the most sexy thing in the world
and its actually this disgusting acidic process
etc
so yes i'm terrified of sex, its just a bunch of gross glands expelling gasses and stuff. i have to wageslave and coworkers will tell me they ate their gf's pussy while she had a period and it keeps me awake at night thinking of how mentally ill everyone who's had sex is

[–]  No.222755

>>222742 (OP)
Since succubi have the power and desire to completely destroy men without remorse or fear of any repercussions I never want to be vulnerable to any succubus ever. Being naked and making funny faces is like trusting another human being with your literal heart and no human can be trusted with such responsibility.

[–]  No.222758

No.
It's putting someone in a position where they can ruin my life with ease that I fear.
The trust required for a relationship is just something I am not capable of.

That said, sex it's self isn't scary. It's all the "strings attached" that are the issue.

[–]  No.222761>>222765

It is cause you know I am physically incapable of having it, dick doesn't work well, so even if opportunity arises unlike most people here I literally won't be able to do it. Very emasculating ngl.

[–]  No.222762

can't say i'm terrified, but it would take me a long time to get used to physical closeness and intimacy. especially because i feel physically revolting and the idea of someone finding me sexually attractive is just completely unrealistic to me.

[–]  No.222765

>>222761
crabbie goo goo has bad peepee
>unlike most people here
this part was completely unnecessary and from now on, I will mock your fixation on your dick

[–]  No.222779

I don't feel terrified of it either, but I also make my level best not to make eye contact with succubi I find attractive. Idk why that is either, I am not going to introspect in an anonymous board.

[–]  No.222819

>>222818
Just because our parents did it doesn't mean we have to or even can.

[–]  No.222821

nobody in the world is more obsessed with sex than wizchan users



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