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this is the end Anonymage 03/13/17 (Mon) 13:53:30 No.2059 [Reply]

they're not safe after all
this is from only 1 times a week
not even a toddler tight model
been nice knowing you brothers
let it be known that my last fap was to page 41 of http://thedoujin.com/index.php/categories/16552
finish the job wizards, i'm counting on you
would post dictures but [rules] is [rules]

Anonymage 07/23/19 (Tue) 16:23:25 No.5709

based

Anonymage 10/08/22 (Sat) 07:32:41 No.6902

bump

Anonymage 01/13/17 (Fri) 15:03:17 No.1842 [Reply]

https://thatfeelwhen.online/

These guys are such freaks.

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Anonymage 01/25/18 (Thu) 02:26:33 No.3630

>>3535
>>3629
AHAHAHAHAHAH IS OVER

Anonymage 01/29/18 (Mon) 00:49:08 No.3634

>>3630
stop laughing at me

Anonymage 01/29/18 (Mon) 01:32:34 No.3635

>>3634
u deserve 2b laffed at for being sad that incels have died

Anonymage 01/22/19 (Tue) 14:19:13 No.5325

Dead as Dillinger.

Anonymage 09/29/22 (Thu) 22:22:50 No.6897

Freaks

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> Anonymage 09/18/20 (Fri) 06:17:40 No.6427 [Reply]

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Anonymage 01/02/21 (Sat) 10:03:56 No.6621

>>6620
kys?

Anonymage 01/21/21 (Thu) 04:57:24 No.6633

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>>6488
what's the difference? all of wizchan but me is 120+ IQ snobs with the same tastes and sexual preferences, even the homeless ones.

Anonymage 02/28/21 (Sun) 05:29:56 No.6655

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the wizcord is filled with larping normalfags who voice chat

Anonymage 06/12/22 (Sun) 23:40:49 No.6873

lol

Anonymage 08/08/22 (Mon) 06:24:11 No.6882

>>6655
I used to post there but left because everybody other than Ken hated me. Now I'm pretty sure they all hate me, and that's alright- I hate me, too.

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Thoughts of wizard Anonymage 11/05/21 (Fri) 16:26:52 No.6814 [Reply]

I wrote these while the internet was out sometime in 2016 as a creative exercise. The textfile has been bumping around from HDD to HDD since, might as well post.

HIKKIDOTES FROM THE YOUNG NET ADDICT

I changed my desktop background to white to illuminate a safe passage to my bed.
I should have initiated the PC's shutdown sequence before embarking.

I wake up. I relocate my PC for better airflow and more ample desk space.
My headphone cable no longer reaches my head. I go back to sleep.

I'm glad in the summer knowing that the days will soon begin getting shorter.
I'm upset in the winter knowing that the days will soon begin getting longer.
I shouldn't of listened to mother when she told me to think about the future.

My first non-signup-confirmation Email told me I won a Nigerian charity lottery.
I pondered over emailing them back for many months. Maybe this one was real?

I thought this stack of fifty DVD-RWs would never run out.
How naive I was a week ago.
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Anonymage 11/08/21 (Mon) 12:10:38 No.6815

diary of James D. Imsa

Anonymage 04/15/22 (Fri) 23:00:06 No.6857

good stuff

Anonymage 04/16/22 (Sat) 15:11:18 No.6858

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>>6814
Nice writings, those bring joy to my heart.

Anonymage 06/01/22 (Wed) 15:11:00 No.6870

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"We wizards"
- Wrote with Windows Wordpad

We who wish we were wiser
Will withdraw with whimsical writings when websites wane

We who wear wide waistbands
Will watch weight when wheezing wakes

We who wank weekly without washing
Will wring water where wand wags when warm weather warps wax

We who wander where woodland wildlife wriggles
Will warp when winking womanfolk wrap whoreishly

We who waste within walls without windows
Will work when wicked wageslaves withhold whispers, warnings, whines.

We who wonder where we went wrong
Will watch when war wrecks worlds.
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Anonymage 05/27/16 (Fri) 09:07:15 No.978 [Reply]

did someone say SIMPSONS?

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Anonymage 06/18/18 (Mon) 10:02:45 No.4892

Over 2 years since I made this thread.
Hello to the past and to the future versions of myself

Anonymage 07/21/18 (Sat) 23:31:49 No.4975

Anonymage 07/28/19 (Sun) 20:00:26 No.5719

Lisa need braces.

Anonymage 02/02/21 (Tue) 02:09:18 No.6642

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bump

Anonymage 04/13/22 (Wed) 15:32:45 No.6846

BUMPING

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Anonymage 07/10/15 (Fri) 01:44:49 No.394 [Reply]

FUCKING REMOVE THIS SHIT FAGGOT MODS

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Anonymage 08/08/17 (Tue) 09:03:35 No.2449

>>2438
le kurisumasu face

Anonymage 08/25/19 (Sun) 11:41:10 No.5788

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Keeping the oldest thread alive.

Anonymage 08/26/19 (Mon) 13:14:34 No.5801

>>5800
nice dubs fam

Anonymage 09/04/19 (Wed) 13:50:14 No.5828

what happened to the oldest tfw no gf thread? it was the first thread ever posted on this board

Anonymage 01/22/22 (Sat) 20:30:53 No.6836

This post was made before the wojak ban

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Anonymage 02/24/21 (Wed) 10:03:48 No.6652 [Reply]

>tfw watching comfy anime and sipping on tea
No better feeling for a wizard

Anonymage 01/19/22 (Wed) 09:06:19 No.6835

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No comfy allowed

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V9K WILL NEVER DIE Anonymage 02/06/16 (Sat) 03:34:49 No.548 [Reply]

LETS RIP SHIT UP

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Anonymage 02/01/19 (Fri) 04:20:59 No.5349

>>671
wtf…

Anonymage 02/02/19 (Sat) 11:40:31 No.5353

>marked for deletion

Anonymage 02/12/19 (Tue) 14:40:13 No.5369

>>5353
God, why?

Anonymage 02/13/19 (Wed) 14:47:28 No.5371

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<~copypaste> http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/8769.html
<~Teslabot> 2[/meta/] 1021 seconds ago 7Anonymous: I, copypaste, the sole administrator of this website between June 10, 2013 and September 27, 2013 am no longer a virgin. I did not see a prostitute but through a nearly unbelievable turn of events had sex. Effective immediately, the next in command, user Glaive will take over ALL administration duties, site decisions and IRC duties.
<~copypaste> breaking news
<&Glaive> NOOOOOOOO
<&Glaive> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<&Glaive> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<~copypaste> bye Glaive
<~copypaste> ;;
<&Glaive> i am in tears
<~copypaste> ;;
<~copypaste> I'd leave already but I'm trying to figure out how to transfer channel ownership
<~copypaste> Please wait a second
<&Glaive> b-b-b-b-ut
<~copypaste> im not a virgin anymore Glaive
<~copypaste> i had sex multiple times
<~copypaste> let it go
<nigger> What happened, exactly?
<spiderbro> you fucking whore
<Hibiki> well
<Hibiki> this is surprising
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Anonymage 01/09/22 (Sun) 22:38:59 No.6830

never die

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Anonymage 07/13/15 (Mon) 17:04:19 No.399 [Reply]

Why this board from old wizardchan is not showing near other on top of the page?
/b/ too.
And maybe even other seekret clubs I don't know about.

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Anonymage 03/07/18 (Wed) 23:03:49 No.3780

it shouldve been deleted a long time ago and bring back /elder/ rather than this shit.

Anonymage 03/08/18 (Thu) 22:53:54 No.3814

>>3780
Why not have both?

Anonymage 03/26/18 (Mon) 22:28:48 No.4157

>>399

Anonymage 01/22/19 (Tue) 14:16:24 No.5323

>>2118
>magicchan
I crey errytiem.

Anonymage 01/09/22 (Sun) 22:38:24 No.6829

another 2 years for this

Anonymage 12/20/15 (Sun) 09:04:55 No.498 [Reply]

THAT FEEL
WHEN NO
GIRLFRIEND
EVER

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Anonymage 02/06/16 (Sat) 04:13:16 No.552

>>551
Don't get your hopes up.

Anonymage 09/12/16 (Mon) 10:54:00 No.1522

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feelings are an illusion

Anonymage 10/10/17 (Tue) 22:41:03 No.2570

>>503
Is she holding メロンパン　?

Anonymage 01/22/19 (Tue) 14:10:46 No.5320

Looks like it.

Anonymage 01/09/22 (Sun) 22:37:53 No.6828

old thread will not die