>>309657Reminds me of my time in college, went to the college for the first day, tried making a few friends, in a second you will know why I did that (or rather was forced to do that).
I befriended a guy, and I didn't notice one thing, which is that the guy actually looks good, guess what the me and him used to sort of sit together in classes, and I should've seen this coming. A succubus just approached him by saying that "Hi, my name is pajeeta and what is your name pajeet?", and he said "I am pajeet tatti".
Guess what from the very next day when I sat with him, he actually got up from there and went to sit with that succubus and I have seen this happen thousands of times, tell you what, just enter the first day in the class scout the most conventionally attractive male and hole and in just 3 days they will be in a relationship, in fucking three days.
I have to say I have seen a lot of things in life myself, but when I actually saw how a succubus approaches. I mean, I was truly stunned. Like legitimately stunned, I have to say this, I felt so choked sitting in the damn classroom, that I had to sneak out of the damn class for 2 days I just felt like I don't even know what but it was a very dreadful feeling like I am being cornered by enemies.
>Well why make friends in the first place?Here's the interesting thing, the faculty gives you group projects and let's you pick your own group, guess who is the one in the class who gets picked by no one, I had a lot of friends in school when I was a class clown and used to talk to people first.
But I realised soon enough that being a class clown was cucked, so I just went to classes and said nothing at all. And every since then I have not been able to make a single friend. And it is interesting how no one ever starts a conversation by themselves. And instead I get the advice from people to be the one to "start", I am not going to do that.
Sure enough the idiotic faculty gave a group project, and then blasts me in front of the damned auditorium by saying "Oh you haven't found a group willing to take you?", and 150 motherfuckers were looking at me with their stupid eyes with muffled laughs. Like sure motherfucker what am I supposed to do? When half of you somehow make friends in first 2 days, and other half is on the pursuit for rotten p
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