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 No.230039[Reply]

Halo wizard, so im KYUBEI, give you one wish and im will grant it on the condition that you become a wizard forever.
What is the wiz wish?

 No.230040

I wish to be rich, so all the succubi in turn wish they'd be worth my attention

 No.230041

1 birllion dollars

 No.230042

I want to be a red dwarf star. I want one year to be trillions of years. I want to outlive everyone. I want to have eternal life. I want to have infinite time.

 No.230047

I wish i were a god

 No.230049

I've hated that fucking cat since I saw him for the first time!
I always hated that dumb anime thing of always having an "adorable" pet!



 No.229036[Reply]

This is basically most potent weapon against saturn worshippers, especially succubi (the jew of the gender), jew (the succubi of the races), and shabbos goyim (normieniggers in general). None of their magic will work, on the contrary the powers of the natural world will be yours to utilize. Meme magic is one iteration. Ascend more, and the light of God Himself will be yours.


If you read about monks, they are basically IRL wuxia cultivator.
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 No.230013

>>230010
that is actually crab slang, tiktok just absorped it

 No.230029

>>229996
It became normie after tiktards co-opted.

 No.230032

>>230029
The crabsphere is normie

 No.230033

>>230013
Oh its okay then, you aren't an average normie but a sour failed normie, that is clearly superior.

 No.230048

New zealand mainstream news has the presenters soyjak facing in the thumbnails and using -maxxing in the titles lol. These are finance shows for boomers too.



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 No.227929[Reply]

Norms, notions and behaviors they have that annoys you.

>Never argue with your critics or openly dismiss them

Their blood seems to almost always boil when you openly disagree or argue back against their point of view. They seems to just expect you to just nod along and agree(even if it's dishonestly).
Even if they deliverer their criticism rudely they expect you to still be polite with them.
Been told that snarky responses to people's criticism like
>I don't care go fix it yourself if you have a problem with it!
>Rich coming from an amateur like you, I like to see you do better!
>Who cares about what you have to say? Shove it up your ass!
>If you don't like it then do something else!
Will just ensure no one will bother to be honest with you, if they see you do something that is bad/wrong they will keep their mouth shut or lie saying you're doing great and hope you sabotage for yourself.
For a while I bought this. However, it just lead to people daring to be more rude with me. Eventually lead me to snap and revert to my old behavior. Then people started to choose their words more carefully when they talk to me.
Most of the time their criticism isn't even constructive, it's just them wanting you to cater to their preferences. So far this "antisocial" behavior haven't cause me any harm.
This is just some bollocks normies made up, because they don't like when people disagree or argues with them. They just want to be "right" without any push back.
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 No.229987

>>229986
not in the hands of you, making it not important lol
if u cant really change who controlls you its over, thats why politics is not important in my opinion

 No.229995

>>229987
Actually you can change who controls you. You can choose to go another city, another country, another company, etc.

Also, you are much more likely to get scammed by powerful people if you aren't well-informed about how society works in-depth. Thats why politics is an important topic to know about, even though it's stupid to get emotionally invested in a cause like right or left.

 No.230014

>>229908
Precisely because I am here. I would be on swingers or some crap. I don't deal with flirting as much as I do with le banta.

 No.230018

>hugging and making le disgust face
>saying hi and making le disgust face
>hand shaking and making le disgust face

 No.230046

>>227929
>"OH MY GOD LOLI IS SO SO BAD TERRIBLE HORRIBLE YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!"
>looks inside
>some whore with a gaping hole/moid with loose scrote

Nahhhh, I like loli

>"OH MY GOD THAT IS LITERALLY S/A HOW DARE THEY DO SOMETHING THE OTHER PERSON DRAMATICALLY PRETENDED TO NOT WANT!"

>looks inside
>another roastie/scrote

Nah, victimhood grifting.

>"OH MY GOD THIS WORK HAS THINGS I PRETEND NOT TO LIKE I WILL DESTROY THIS AUTHOR'S REPUTATION TO PROVE HOW LEGIT I AM!"

>looks inside
>chronically online faggot

Nah, dont care.



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 No.228815[Reply]

Does somewiz know what happens after death..? I don't like procrastinating very much now. I'd really like to know what I'm getting into.
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 No.229994

we will never really know anon

 No.230012

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“The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does what problem this really solves.”
― Ludwig Wittgenstein
“When we can't think for ourselves, we can always quote”
― Ludwig Wittgenstein

 No.230016

>>228815
I don't think we're really capable of understanding the fact that the answer is nothing, which it very likely is. There's no way to explain to your conscious observing brain, in a way it will accept as an answer, what it's "like" to not be conscious and observing. It's never going to make sense.

 No.230036

You go to heaven or hell depending on the life you led.

 No.230045

you black out



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 No.230022[Reply]

what's your most embarassing moment that happened in your life, wizards?
I had a class a bit later and decided to head to the lecture hall 15 minutes early to snag a seat at the back. I opened the door thinking the room was empty, only to find over 200 students already in the middle of a lecture. Everyone started laughing and making fun of me. The professor told me to go get a coffee—basically, he brushed me off—and according to students I knew, he called me an idiot after I left. It was the most humiliating experience of my life.
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 No.230026

I don't think your story is untrue either, but it's just social anxiety negatively influencing your perception of situations.

 No.230027

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lol retard wants to relive embarassing moments in his mind and torture himself with it to cry like a bitch and have more excuses to do shit all

this shit shouldn't be on /wiz/ but on a crybaby board

 No.230028

>>230022
Totally had a convulsion, foam out of mouth and shaking in class everyone didn't talk to me for 2 whole weeks after, no eye contact or saying hi.

 No.230037

>>230027
said the turdie

 No.230044

Having autistic tourettes spasms in the middle of class at 13. Pushed the 'not care' rule too far into saying the stupidest fucking shit that sounded cool at the time. lmao. But there's a sort of nostalgia in it, that I had the liberty to be so stupid and get away with it.



 No.229896[Reply]

I'm about 22 and coming to terms with the fact that I'm a crab and probably won't be getting a girlfriend

with that in mind, I am kind of grateful that without females in my life, I can focus on productive stuff like reading, writing, playing videogames ect

what types of stuff do you do to fill the time and feel less lonely?
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 No.230031

With a succubus in your life you can do these things as well. It's very sad being alone.

 No.230034

>>230031
the succubus is draining all your energy so you become weak and unable to think for yourself and to work on yourself.

she basically stealing your soul.

 No.230043

>>230034
couldn't have said it better. as a group they conspire to rob you of energy so they can sit on a couch and become fat, luxurious and ugly. if it is up to them, you are supposed to be their cannonfodder so they can be tyrants.



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 No.230021[Reply]

When I was younger I was quite naive and thought that most people were respectful and understanding, and that as long you managed to approach them with those values in mind people would return the favor. Then as I grew older I obviously realized that's mostly bullshit, but I was still naive enough to think that you could have relationships with people on the basis of those qualities at least some of the time, like with your family for example. Now, I'm starting to think you can't even have that.
Every interaction is like a game of heads or tails, where you're always either on top or on the bottom -no in between- and it happens in the most benign interactions. For example, even something minor like admitting that I've been a bit tired this week because I slept poorly causes people to look down on me or act annoyed. Whereas if I tell someone that I've been feeling great and wake up every morning at 7:00 to do an hour of exercise they're impressed and instantly treat me better. I found that it's far and away better to never show any weakness whatsoever, and hype yourself up instead (even if it's not true).
I guess this is why normalfags always lie and brag, and exaggerate their own achievements and where the whole idea of saving face and all that comes from. It's not just self-aggrandizment for their own ego (although I'm sure that's a big part), it actually significantly changes how people treat you.
I guess you see it as well with succubi who drop their boyfriends as soon as they show some kind of weakness like crying, or being emotionally down, etc.

I know that to many this will seem like a childish realization, but it genuinely took me my whole life to come to this understanding.

 No.230035

You're partly right but don't underestimate tall poppy syndrome. Most socially competent normalfags aim to be seen as consistent but unremarkable. They like to keep their success quiet until it can't be rugpulled from them, and immediately cut off and pivot to a new group for survival.

You notice it at work a lot. Some guy who seems average comes in with a new colored hardhat, immediately stops socializing with his old group. And for like a year the old group are absolutely seething at his success and are trying to sabotage him.



 No.228184[Reply]

how often do you beat of? i have to force myself to do it a couple of times a week im not fat but not muscular either no way that the testosterone dips this fast? im 30 i never feel hornyness anylonger
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 No.229991

barely nowadays, it stops really making that much of a difference and i just end up doing something else instead of jerking off

 No.229992

>>229784
i remember reading a part on schopenhauer where he says something like we are a slave to our sexual urges and whatnot, and also saw a documentary on youtube where they put monkeys in like a enclosed enviroment and they randomly started to jerk off, only in such a domesticated world are men willing to masturbate to numb the daily life, this is why im against it

 No.229997

>>229992
Fair enough, but since it's a natural behavior—one that even monkeys exhibit in the wild—doesn't that imply it's beneficial for the organism? Personally, I think that if evolution led monkeys to adopt this behavior, there's probably a good reason for it, and you shouldnt "be against it" because it is absurd to be against nature.

 No.230001

>>229997
i mean
arent we a subspecie of monkeys who evolved certain faculties better then others
also i just think thats the overall side effect of being in a domesticated society, along with many other things

 No.230017

I don't even remember. Goddamn.



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 No.227891[Reply]

Why don't you have a tulpa, anon?
You can cheat yourself out of loneliness by fostering a loving relationship with an imaginary friend.

Benefits of a tulpa,
>You can choose any shape or form for her.
>You will never feel alone.
>She will always show unconditional love.
>She will always follow you around.
>You can have sex without losing your virginity powers or contracting STDs.
>Costs absolutely nothing.
>Basically the 'ultimate' form of a waifu.
The only negative is the social stigma, which you can easily avoid by not revealing your powerlevel.

It was the best decision of my life. It feels so good to have someone take care of you, compliment you and physically comfort you.
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 No.229904

>>228375
biggest larp ever

 No.229979

what is that, though

 No.229981

>>228375
sounds funny, but its too much effort imo, imagining something other then you with different hobbies and whatnot, and the worst part of it its not even real

 No.229982

if this thread was about creating a tulpa and manifesting them in a lucid dream and having sex with it/other things then i would be more positive

 No.230015

>>229982
Need a thread focused on that, I want to have a tupla waifu to pass the time with.



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 No.229692[Reply]

Is it gay to jerk off to porn drawn by a man? Even if the man draws a succubus, a guy is basically making you cum. How do you square that circle?
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 No.229794

>>229692
LOL WHAT? You're, basically, invited into the world of the artist. In the world of the artists, all those succubi are well… Succubi. You're in the wrong if you treat the medium - the artist - as some incubus.

 No.229988

just dont jerk off to drawn shit, i never found 2d attractive anyways

 No.229990

>>229694
no because the media isnt aimed towards gay men, also this logic is kinda retarded

 No.229993

>>229762
projecting

 No.230025

>>229988
But jerking to 3D is gayer! Sure, you may think you're just watching a lone succubus please herself, but the video in question is likely filmed and produced by men, making it very gay. Even if it's a lone succubus filming herself on her phone, the phone was invented by a MAN! How gay! All the while, you sit their grasping and stroking a PENIS! Even if it's your own, that's still super-hyper-uber gay! And don't even say "just don't fap" because I don't even have the time to explain why that's the gayest thing you can possibly do.

Seriously though, this topic is stupid as it always devolves into semantics and mental gymnastics. I don't even know why this thread is still alive, boredom I guess.



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